Fucking Pedophile

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  1. #1 Funk-D, Jan 15, 2010
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    Oh my fucking god some crazy shit just happened well not just happened but earlier. I get off work and go to a local gas station to cash my check, and get some cash, incense, and cigarettes and shit. I walk out, and some dude just pulls up and starts talking to me asks me if I smoke, and if I wanna hang out. The dude is fucking creepy so I'm like naw, I don't smoke I'm straight, and get ready to leave.

    Then he was like you wanna make some money? I was like what? He was like I'll pay you ten dollars if you pee on me. I say Hell no! And get ready to pull off...he then walks up to my car, and I give him by best mean mug, and say rather seriously. "Aye man you better back the fuck up man. I swear to god!" I guess he got frightened cause he backed off, and was like its cool man I then drive off rather quickly. Fucking crazy shit...I then drive to my dealer, and picked up a nice nugget sack. Shit was freaky though for real.

    Guess pedophile isn't the right way to put it cause I'm fucking twenty years old...guess weirdo gay mother fucker.
     
  2. Hey little girl, want some candy? Hop in my van!

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  3. What the fuck man. I'm glad you did not get raped. That's some scary shit for sure. :eek:
     
  4. Fucking weird man...still tripping over it. Now that I'm stoned I shoulda pissed on his ass. Ten dollars.....hmmm.
     
  5. ya i feel you man.. $20 isnt enough. i was thinking $30+ also..

    on topic: fucked up shit man i probably wouldave rocked that fags world with my door or something. or just beamed him in the face with a lime
     
  6. Ten dollars for peeing on a dude.....


    ....fuck, why not.
     

  7. that's what i'm saying! shit, I'd piss on him for free just for being a creep!!




    actually nah it's prolly better that you didnt because he probably would've raped then killed you (or killed than raped you:eek:)


    sketchy shit mane
     
  8. wtf why would this motherfucker ask you to pee on his leg? thats sketchy means its rigged i sure as fuck wouldnt do it he would probably then ask to suck your dick.
     

  9. lol, I don't think he said leg at all man
     
  10. that
    is
    some
    fucked
    up
    shit
    .
     
  11. obviously he was the one who asked, how would he know it was his leg?

    CONSPIRACY!
     
  12. I would have knocked him out with my car door, peed on him and then taken the $10 to be fair ;)
     
  13. I don't think he's a pedo but creepy and has a pee fetish? Yes. All the people I know with pee fetishes are at his level of creepiness.
     
  14. i once had a chick as me to pee on her i didnt fdo it i snuck out the bathroom window grossed the fuck out i got stoned one day a friends dared me to call her up................................................................................... i peed on her that day
     
  15. Sick shit dude.
     
  16. :eek: I probably woulda called the cops on him. He might be in a back alley havin some poor, gullible lil kid piss on him by now...

    Creeper/pedophile...all the same to me...I'd think if he'd approach an adult, he'd have no problem approaching kids
     
  17. kind of embarrassing but a similar thing happened to me :confused:, Some creeper asked me if i wanted to make some money, i then turned to him and saw how sketch and creepy he was and walked away. :rolleyes:
     
  18. yo whats it like
     
  19. hahahahha so gross i fucked her first then peed on her then my cell "started ringing" i had to go
     

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