fucking old ppl across the street!!!!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by toker42025, Sep 19, 2011.

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  1. #1 toker42025, Sep 19, 2011
    im srry if i sound like a dick but im super pissed. anyways ive been trying to sleep since 10 but the fucking old farts across the street from me have there goddamn floodlight on and guess where its shining ya thats right directly in my fucking bedroom window! i put the curtain down but it shines right through it. im ready to go over there and tell them to turn the fucking light off cuz i hav shit to do 2morro i hav 2 wake up at 6 and go 2 work. anyway ya i jus needed 2 vent again srry if i sound like a dick jus that ive been tryin 2 sleep for 2 hrs without success
     
  2. #2 Phenotype, Sep 19, 2011
    Definitely tell them. If they don't respect you, then bust the light yourself. You can also tape tin foil over your window if it gets too bad...
     
  3. #3 HerbSamurai300, Sep 19, 2011
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    this would be funny.....get a bb gun/pellet gun and TWO flood lights. shoot there light down and put up the two floodlights to be double the brightness of theirs and point them directly at their bedroom window...they should feel your pain. lol
     
  4. #4 Revrend Toke, Sep 19, 2011
    U can go over and unscrew it a few turns
     
  5. #5 thelizardkin, Sep 19, 2011
    I clicked thinking this was gonna be about some kinky sex with the old people across the street
     
  6. #6 That Engineer, Sep 19, 2011
    I would tell them tomorrow about it or next chance you get. Do they leave it on regularly?

    Maybe try making an eye mask with a bandanna or something?

    Good luck man
     
  7. #7 BlackFlaggin420, Sep 19, 2011
    Towel over window should solve the problem for tonite atleast
     
  8. #8 DDV, Sep 19, 2011
    go over there and break their lights with a brick
     
  9. #9 PostPavilion, Sep 19, 2011
    Put a bag of flaming dog crap on the porch ring the door bell and run.
     
  10. #10 BongSquad, Sep 19, 2011
    Or, just, yknow, talk to them in a diplomatic and polite manner.

    if they say no, then get out the flaming dog shit/bb guns
     
  11. #11 toker42025, Sep 19, 2011
    that made me laugh so fucking hard u hav no idea! i figured some1 would say something about screwing old ppl.
     
  12. #12 toker42025, Sep 19, 2011
    anyway i finally fell asleep out of just extreme tiredness but i kept waking up because of the damn light it woke me up again at 5 so im like fuck it ill jus get ready 4 work now then i guess. im goin over there after 2 talk 2 them about in A NICE DIPLOMATIC WAY then if that fails IM BREAKIN OUT THE DOG SHIT/BB GUN/VANDALISM
     
  13. #13 verbae, Sep 19, 2011
    ..or you could just throw a shirt over your eyes or invest in a sleep mask. Just something you may want to consider before you decide to terrorize some poor old couple..
     
  14. #14 thelizardkin, Sep 19, 2011
    I was thinking something like this

    Her wonderful tits sagged so low they almost touched the ground her gray bush covered her whole pussy her ass was flat and flabby then she started to suck my dick with her toothles mouth it felt great
     
  15. #15 stupots, Sep 19, 2011
    shoot light with airgun if they dont turn it off
     
  16. #16 KrYpToH, Sep 19, 2011
    wow:rolleyes:
     
  17. #17 TheAstroblaster, Sep 19, 2011
    Sounds like that movie with Samuel Jackson and the interracial couple across the street. Don't it invole something similar like this?
     
  18. #18 sumisu, Sep 19, 2011
    This. Did you actually try asking politely?

    Edit: Just read your other post, hope it went well.
     
  19. #19 kalamitous K, Sep 19, 2011
    unscrew the light, and fill the socket with liquid nails.
     
  20. #20 UnbendingWings, Sep 19, 2011
    It's funny how you have time to come on here and bitch instead of solving the problem.
     
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