fucking limp dick

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by AbydeBySolace, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. So last night I went out to the club,I went wit this girl I've been talking to and she really likes me.

    We ended up going back to my place for a little fun,problem is I was drunk out of my mind and when this happens its hard for me to keep an erection.

    My shit went limp I was fucking pissed,my girl had 2 suck my dick a good while to get me hard,I managed to fuck her n get her 2 cum but only for a few minutes then my shit went limp again.

    Fuck!!!!!

    I fucking hate dat this had to happen now she probably thinks I'm a lame.

    Ladies would something like this make you like a guy less or look at him different.

    Fuck alcohol!!!!
     
  2. no one else fault but your own for drinking so much. Tip for the future, if you know or hoping to get some pussy that night, don't get drunk. Whiskey dick=no fun
     
  3. Alcohol has the opposite effect on me :D
     
  4. I'm not worried about it I can make up for it sober.

    But she's from out of town so I won't get 2 see her again for a while and during this time I don't want her to have this impression of me.

    I really like this girl fuck everything fuck
     
  5. She might understand since you were drunk. Alcohol has the reverse affect on my boyfriend, but I'd understand. As soon as alcohol touches my lips I pretty much soak through my panties..We like drinking have a good ol time ;)
     
  6. OP, never, ever, under any circumstance, blame yourself for drinking too much. My normal dorm room drinking level drunk is "too much". Go big or go home. Of course, that philosophy tends not to hold up so much when you're actually trying to get laid....
     
  7. Good solid advice......maybe?
     
  8. Update:

    I went out with her again tonite before she leaves town this morning.

    We didn't have sex...she got "sick" 4rom the patron shots she took tonite n wasn't into fucking.

    I fucking knew it,she didn't even give me a chance to redeem myself.

    I did not drink a single drop of alcohol tonite because I wanted to fuck her nice and sober.

    Didn't even get that chance,she tells me how she's gonna miss me n how much she likes me blah blah blah

    Her actions speak different worlds.

    This weekend has torn my self esteem a new asshole,I feel like a fucking loser.

    I blew it wit this girl,I know good sex is extremely important and now she's lost interest without giving me a second chance.

    I'm gonna go chamber a .308 now and contemplate its travel through my cerebral cortex...
     
  9. ^ maybe she went to fuck someone else on your tab..? patron's pretty costly.
     
  10. lol...damn brahhhhh..take it easy...If she felt like that about sex one time with you she'd have to be one the shallowest females in the world...why would you be interested in somebody like that other than wanting her snatch?
     
  11. atleast you made her cum
     
  12. sure she loves ya for who ya are though bro
     
  13. AbydeBySolace, This kind of shit happens man. DO NOT let it mindfuck you. Remember who you are, you're the mother fuckin Staff Sergeant 1st class of the Tactical Troll Team! BOOYAAAA!

    I felt that kick to his balls all the way over here.
     
  14. #14 sinsemillaswimm, Aug 14, 2011
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    where you see a kick to the balls, i see his consciousness expanding, hopefully he does as well. incentive not to use that *bang*.
     
  15. Pro-tip kids:

    Don't drink so fucking much.

    No one thinks an alcoholic is impressive.
     
  16. This happened to me once...but with bud. I rarely ever watch porn when high but i decided to do it this one time. For some reason, I couldn't get the full titanium steel hard effect. I tried jerking off but it didn't feel right.

    I assumed it was the weed fucking with me. But a couple days later, I tried again while high but this time my shit was adamantium steel hard. I was Wolverine-ing hoes with my dick...the hoes on my laptop that is.
     
  17. weed > alcohol
    is the moral of this story
     
  18. Yeah I have to say it kinda sounds like that bro. :(
     
  19. at least you got your dick sucked.
     

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