Fucking Frogs

Discussion in 'General' started by dank nugglets, May 26, 2010.

  1. I have a pool in my backyard and every night around 9 pm this frog starts to croak. It until about midnight and it is so fucking loud and annoying.

    Does anybody know anyway to get rid of them?

    I heard that if you put fake snakes around the pool, it will scare them off.

    These things are fucking annoying and I need to get rid of them!!! :devious:
     
  2. :laughing:

    I've never met anyone with a frog problem before.
     
  3. Heres what you do...

    Pick up some weed...then buy a pipe/bong...then smoke the weed...then realize that you dont care about the frog anymore.
     
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  4. LOL, I wish it was that easy.

    Hearing the frog from my 2nd story bedroom loud and clear gets pretty damn annoying.
     
  5. thats no frog man, its gottta be a fuckn Neematoad

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  6. I enjoy the frogs. They're pretty far from me, though, in a pond probably 80 yards away. Turn a fan on and drown them out.
     
  7. @ least you're dealin with a frog @ night instead of like 10 birds every morning like i deal with. these motherfuckers will chirp rhythmically for like 3 hours straight between 7-10am, and continue randomly on and off after that. their chirps are so FUCKING HIGH PITCHED that they pierce directly through my window

    i put headphones on and fell back asleep listening to music this morning it was so bad.
     
  8. Did you try fucking the frog? That's what I thought this thread was all about.
     
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  9. I got this bird out the window, the only mother fucker who gets me. He can even tell when I fucked up, no, I meant, hes the only one I can tell when I fuck up. Hes got fucking nuts, he is not afraid to call a mother fucker out.
     
  10. Jus give it a little kiss.
     
  11. I live in the country, so the only time I pay attention to frogs and birds is when they STOP makin' noise, means somethings not right in the woods:eek::smoke:
     
  12. i tried that with all 10 of the birds - and then they all attacked me for straying.
     
  13. true that.

    OP, invest in a $50 co2 powered bb pistol. such as

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    not only will you pick up a fun hobby, but also rid yourself of your frog problem. ;)
     
  14. Grow a pair and live with it. lol

    I have dozens of frogs going apeshit outside my windows every night. Just gotta live with it.
     
  15. dude.. damn. you're really down for bb-ing animals just for living their lives the only way they can? lol.
     
  16. I thought this was going to be a France bashing thread.

    I'm diappointed.

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  17. Put up a no frog trespassing sign

    I don't know, I imagine they wouldn't enjoy high levels of chlorine. Couldn't you invest in a pool cover or something? Or put a tarp across it and weigh the edges down with bricks? It'd keep the water from being contaminated with debris and tree litter at the same time right
     
  18. FlameThrower; its the only solution
     
  19. well, isnt the reason they chirp and go shit crazy is cuz they are looking for a mate? so really this just might work! Hhahah, you gotta hit all 10,000 of them in the area tho..

    can you record it and post it or something? i love frogs.:smoke::smoke:altho thats cuz i dont HAVE to listen to them every night.:D
     

  20. There not actually in the pool. They like to sit around it near plants and rocks.
     

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