Fucking Edibles..

Wanted to relax today so I ate half a chocolate bar. Idk how much was in it but paralyzed my brain.

I usually drive like 10-15 over the speed limit..at one point I think I was going like 20 under some angry driver in a truck honked at me for like 5 minutes straight! I'm laughing now but I was fucking horrified..thought he might shoot me for driving like an idiot!

Cannot gauge edibles cause they take like 20 minutes to hit and I have no patience.

 

My faulty really I was in a bad mood so I gobbled down too much. Great for relaxing the physical body though.

 

I just started expanding my edible experiences. But have difficulty calculating its mg potency. All my receipts use an oz unless otherwise specified. All bud is decarbed first. All my strains average in the 20% range.

RSO: I add enough coconut oil to fill a small jam jar. Made with medium to smaller buds. Takes 30-45 minutes to be rolling hard but I eat it all the time. Others, 15 minutes.

Canna oil: Made with trim, usually one oz unless it looks like it's full of lesser trichome covered leafs. 32 oz coconut oil. Crock pot with water for 6-8 hrs.

I cook with this. Brownies 1/2 cup 9 servings. Pretty potent 30-45 min and couch lock for a bit.
I as having difficulties getting equal serving sizes so I decided to pour it into silicon molds 1/4 oz each. I keep them in the fridge and grab one as needed and hope to help preserve it. I can toss one into whatever I am eating that's hot and will absorb it. Melt it on a slice of toast or toss one in the frying pan and use it as your non stick coatings for eggs.

I just started with the following.

Chocolates. Same molds as above. 283 gr 60% good chocolate chips or bars. Add coconut to mask texture. Grind decarbed bud super fine then sift through triple sifter into melted chocolate. Makes 53 and the casting flask should count as 1.5 cuz it kicked my ass. These come on around 20-30 min and last quite a while.

Gummies. 1/3 cup oil made 62. These kick in about 10 min but are short lived for a regular user. I recommend at least 2.

It's a long way for me to tell you my experiences with my potencies, whatever they are. A much wiser person could probably tell for sure. My guess on the chocolates are .52 gr weed per serving. If the weed is 20% thc then each serving should have .0104 gr thc (I don't know metric system well for mg). I have many questions like herb loses weight when decarbing. Do you calculate potency on pre or post decarb herb weight?

 

I have used cocoanut oil too but I prefer cannabutter and I freeze it for whenever. I just think it masks the taste so much better. I have never made gummies before but I eat them. All these gourmet medical edibles coming from colorado and cali so I dont cook as much as I used to. I am usually ocd with measurements with food but much of the time I use keef and just use what I have regardless of the recipe. So I have no idea about the decarb issue you are speaking of.