Fucking Cops.....

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by K1NG, May 27, 2009.

  1. Well you guys remember the story I told about a week ago about going to my boys house on a military base and smoking with him and a cop? Well I went again this weekend.... What happened is OUTRAGEOUS.

    I come over with a half O of some White Widow, I haven't had this shit in about 6 months and I was so stoked to fucking do this shit man. I didn't smoke ANY of it, just to share it with my boy.

    So I get there, and he is just chilling inside, his wife is making dinner, and his kids are just playing with eachother (They are 18 months and 4 months) or something along those lines.

    Anyways, I take him to my truck, and show him my secret hiding place with my half O. His face like melts... He is like lets fucking rip this shit. So we go back inside, I bring my half O in and we are about to get fuckkked up. His wife doesn't want to because she doesn't like when they are both high around their kids, just in case something bad happens.. Which I completely understand.

    So anyways, we burn a couple bowls down in his RooR. We are straight FUCKED up. We hear a knock at the door, its his cop buddy again, I thought he was trying to scare me again, so I walked up to the door and answered it. My eyes are blitzed.

    He came in and he looked distraught. He asked if we were high, we stoner-giggled and said yeah :hello:. So he was like what you guys got? I was like maaaaan, I got a half O of some straight FIRE White Widow. He was like daammnnn let me see. So I walk him back to the back room, pull it out my homies sock drawer where we temporarily set it. He picked it up, and he was like this looks fake. I was like LOL what??? He said I am going to use my THC testing kit in my trunk to test this out... We were like um? ok? If you want to.... Why the fuck would you want to test our weed out, we know its straight, we are fucked up off it right now.

    So anyways he talks us into it, we were stoned. He steps outside, and me and my boy are fiending for some munchies, so we go into the cabinet, and we hear a car start, and PULL AWAY. We go outside and the mother fucking cop is driving away!!! He called his cell and the dude didnt answer. We just got robbed of a Half O from a fucking cop..... We can't call it in or say we got robbed, we are planning on getting him back... Somehow, but we just don't know exactly how yet. Any ideas?
     
  2. Yeah, dont let a cop handle your bud, rofl.
     
  3. What the fuck!
     
  4. That is absolutely insane :eek:

    Was this cop not a friend? Just an aquaintance?

    Cops are so high-octane, that is why I prefer not to associate with them. I like people who are chill man :smoke:
     
  5. He is a friend of my BEST FRIEND. I have smoked with him like twice, my boy chilled with him like weekly...
     
  6. damn dude...

    if you were around me and i actually knew my cousin and how to get a hold of him, i'd have him follow that cop and bust his ass for possession.


    my cousin is a cop.
     
  7. you need to call Batman up to go and get some justice for you and your stolen weed.
     
  8. dude... think about it. hes a fuckin COP. if you try to get him back hes going to know its you, hes a fucking COOPPPP. hell pull your ass over, slam you on his hood and arrest you for anything he can get. let it go dude, lesson learned.
     
  9. Yeah, dude, I have a friend who is a cop. He's my friend, but he's always a COP first. That's what you need to remember.


    He always tells me not to tell him what i have with me, whether it be bowls or weed. Because he technically has to confiscate it even though he is my friend, he is legally bound to take it.
     
  10. thats messed up. his job isnt his life and it shouldnt be either, he is a cop at work, an average person out of work
     
  11. #11 JuicyGoose, May 27, 2009
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    I completely understand though.

    I would expect him from stopping a robbery from happening right in front of his very own eyes if it was happening while he was off duty.


    Cops can get fired for not taking action like that.


    EDIT: The cop in K1NG's story is completely fucked up because he was partaking in an illegal activity and then confiscating their stash a week later. That is in the wrong. My friend hasn't don't anything outside of the law since he's started. Well, except, he's let a few kids go with a warning and just dumped their pot out instead of giving them a possesion charge... which is frowned upon. :p
     
  12. Sorry dude that's fucked up but I couldnt help laughing when I imagined him pulling over and reaching into the glovebox for a box marked "THC test kit". He opens it and takes out a glass pipe, takes a huge hit and says to himself "yeah man, that's some TEE AITCH SEEeee right there"

    :smoking:
     

  13. Yeah, cuz you KNOW that was his THC "testing kit".

    Fucking COCK.
     
  14. You should call the Police Dept. and say you saw that cop running out of someone's house with something in his jacket, maybe they'll investigate or drug test him.:confused_2:
    Not sure if there's much you can do.
     
  15. pigs get away with murder. i have very little respect for cops, especially MP's. I worked on base with the maintenance crew fixing up the housing and shit, those guys are itching to just do anything.
     
  16. Although I am really pissed about this, that is quite funny.
     
  17. agreed
     
  18. Citezens arrest?


    or report him anonymously?
     
  19. y would u give him ur whole bag and not just like a nug?
     
  20. Thats shit. How are u going to get him back.
     
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