So I was sitting in the park with my girlfriend, and I was smoking a joint. As soon as I lit it up, she said "not again!" As soon as she says that this UFO lands a little ways away and the alien starts walkin over to us. I was being respectful and offered him a hit. He said "no thanks" and he started mackin' on my girlfriend! So they fuckin' hooked up and peaced out and flew away in his ship. Next thing ya know I see he has a flag of them two on his ship and "Live above the influence". I'm going to fuck that alien up when I find where the fuck they dissapered to. I say LIVE ABOVE THE IGNORANCE! I support liveabovetheignorance.com -AFD
Alright dude, I'll let ya know.. Those fuckers crossed the line.. they are gunna get their asses kicked! Stupid aliens. -AFD
Thank you, thank you. haha. I'm all fucked up right now.. alcohol, weed, speed. Good shit. I was watching tv and saw that stupid commercial and my stoned ass just HAD to make a mockery of it, and throw in some advertising to a worthy cause, i think i will be donationg, and promoting that site in the near future, i hate our court systems and our propaganda. ...Oh yeah, and those fucking ALIENS! -AFD