Fucking a prostitute *PAGE 13/29* CONSTANT UPDATES

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  1. [quote name='"Niveuspuer"']Only $150 to have sex with a dime piece? Is that an houly rate or a nightly rate?

    Not to try to ruin your excitement but such a low price tag just seems a little shady to me, are you sure there isn't a catch anywhere that you might not yet be aware of?[/quote]

    if its legal the price would drop drastically. like if herb was legal it wouldn't cost more than gold gram for gram like it does now
     
  2. lol I can't believe I just read 3 pages about a dude who says he's gonna get laid but still hasn't and prolly never will...damn this some good shit I'm smokin' :)
     
  3. Hahah I think shes lying about her weight OP. Her tits look like a stack of pancakes
     
  4. You lost me at yolo
     
  5. [quote name='"bonginnn"']Hahah I think shes lying about her weight OP. Her tits look like a stack of pancakes[/quote]

    I'm gonna agree with this dude.

    She's also not a 10/10
     
  6. She's lucky to get a 5/10 on my scale, her tits look like Cocker Spaniel ears.

    Also, you're taking Viagra and you expect to nut twice in 30 mins? I have a feeling you're gonna spend $150 to get a nasty case of blue balls.
     
  7. this thread has become really sad suddenly
     
  8. #49 CaliBudE, Aug 2, 2012
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    [quote name='"bonginnn"']Hahah I think shes lying about her weight OP. Her tits look like a stack of pancakes[/quote]

    Where are the pics?



    Nevermind naw fuck that ..... She's ugly an fat n not n a good way ........


    Give her $60 if u still gonna hit it .....


    I'd pass op ..... Wait for an actual hot chik
     
  9. #50 Carl Weathers, Aug 2, 2012
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    Daniella

    36DD 5'7" curvy special rates

    Apparently she had a growth spurt very recently? Seriously, if I was going to bite the bullet and get a prostitute, I would make it a good one... That shit is not classy. If you wanna fuck a fat bitch, just go and hit on one in the bar they'd be ripe for picking.
     
  10. [quote name='"Neurosis"']

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    She's not 100 lbs


    I wouldnt even enjoy it .... I'd feel nasty cause she's nasty .... Even if she wasn't a hoe I still wouldn't hit it ......

    You made her sound hot op .... Shame on u
     
  11. Theres way hotter chicks on that escort site just from a quick search haha
     

  12. Maybe he meant her thigh weighed 100 pounds.

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  13. These people aren't escorts, this is basically Craigslist whores. If you want to get an escort go to an establishment, and I'd also go Asian.. something seems more legit/less shameful about pooning an Asian prostitute.
     
  14. dude..

    older chicks are way easier to fuck than younger chicks in my experience...

    but either way.. enjoy!

    and $150 is a good deal :hello:
     
  15. Any of them are hotter than that chick
     
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