Alright, this one is going to kind of twist and turn through the general most part...Well, alright, it is probably not going to have a solid plot to it and will almost definitely skip time frames by a wide margin, unfortunately I cannot fill those margins for legal reasons. As well, please don't tell the God's I'm doin' this, they really hate when we use our powers in order to help a struggling civilization, I mean...Look at what they did to the Mayan's. Anyway, I used to be a heavy cynic and nihilist (I'm still both, but lighter now, a more humorous nature...If you will). Of course I was also heavily intoxicated by a number of different things, pick a letter from the alphabet type of numbers. You can call it a word from the God's, Buddha finally opening up to me, or Satan simply letting me go, or what I like to personally refer to it as...Waking the fuck up. That shitty negative attitude was gettin' me nowhere, quick, fuckin' up fast and pickin' up speed. In my mortal life, before I became a God anyway, I should have been dead at least a dozen times...I actually chuckle about it now, but that's another story entirely. Finally I just said "Fuck it, mortals! I'm changing!" so I went about arranging my lifestyle to better reflect change, positive change too, none of this "Loose change" bullshit. I took a stance that day that whatever I ended up doing in my life, I was going to affect as many people as I possibly could for the absolute most positive outcome for everyone. I even made a goal, to positively affect at least 100 different people...I decided recently that was too small and I whirled through that number too quick, so I put it up to 100,000. And now, I will share my gift with all of you mortals, so you as well can become God's! I merely wish to sit next to some of you, really, like that old_school guy, he's pretty wicked. Change! Fuckin' simple I tell ya! Just change...And don't stop there, fuck no, change for the absolute best! Now here is where we make you fine gentlemen God's...Affect as many people as you possibly can, start small, go with 100 people...Clear it, and I'm sure you will quickly, then make it fuckin' bigger! Injun was there, Irish ran off though same with Arab...I still to this day blame it on some old "Injun Wizardry."
That's constant...I haven't had a journal in almost ten years. All this shit is memorized, the best security is your own memory.
So to sum it up you used to be pretty fucked up and worship Satan or something and now you've changed your attitude. As a result you set yourself a goal of trying to positively influence 100000 and something about Buddha.