Ok, so i had surgery yesterday because i had a menuscis tear and my mom is a surgeon at the hospital I go to. Anyway I had to stay in overnight and the next morning I'm told I have to get a sponge bath by one of her employees before they could start. So I get naked, I'm in the tub and the nurse walks in with the sponge and starts the bath and we start talking. Well halfway through the bath I start to get a huge stiffy, and there was no way to hide it. it just kept going. she looked at me and laughed and said not to worry about it and that it's very common. so then I laugh and we continue chit chatting casually (which was kinda weird since I now had this raging hard on which neither of us talked about any further). Anyway after the bath, she then later tells me to get ready for the doctor. So after the surgery I start to leave and on my way out I run into my mom and start talking with her. then the nurse comes by and hands me some paper work and starts talking to my mom about the procedure. we all chat together for a few mins. everything's going fine and then out of nowhere she tells her about the boner!! I was like WTF?! Why the fuck would you feel the need to bring that up?!? It was so awkward I didnt even look at either of them, I was just like 'haha well be seein ya' and walked my goofy ass out the door. I won't be able to look my mom in the face for a while. That was just....weird....
Hahahaha that is the funniest thing I've ever heard...that could be an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm...or the beginning to a porn movie
Swallow your pride and ask your mom to get the girl's digits... wait, when you say 'woman' do you mean like, your mom's age? Or is she within bounds?
Well nurse if it's not toooo big of a deal for ya then SCRUB that too! . . .. . . . . . . . . . .WITH YOUR TONSILS!
Haha...damn dude that sucks...sorry to hear that but it's pretty funny though dude......kinda of a downer that the lady told your mom and all though. O well...keep living life bro hope your feeling better.
But nurse I'm allergic to your sponge, SEE MY PENIS SWELLING UP! Guess you'll just need to work on it orally