fucked up shit with GF in dorm (long read)

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  1. So my hot ass girlfriend came to visit me at my new college the other night. She's not cool with bud, so i dont tell her that i smoke. My roommate doesnt know either, but ive been pinching from his sacks for two weeks before this and telling him i dont smoke. Well, when me and my girl were chillin out in my room, my roommate came in and packed a bowl in his bubbler. After he left my girl started freakin out and saying that i could only have sex with her if i did the right thing and called the police. She's really foxy, so i decided it would be best just to go along with what my girlfriend said so we could have sex. After all, it was pretty stupid of my roommate to bring bud into the dorms anyway.
     
  2. you didn't actually call the police right?............

    wapish wapish wapish that's your girlfriend's whip
     
  3. Hahahaha nice troll bro.
     
  4. All I read was that you were pinchin your rm's sacks, your a sc****g

    I'll probably get in trouble for this considering we can't call people names

    I edited it. You performed actions I associate with scumbags
     
  5. Someone potentially getting in serious trouble is not worth you getting laid.

    Plus youve been pinching his sacks? Dude grow the fuck up and find a chick that will smoke with you.
     

  6. Sounds pretty gay when you word it like that.
     
  7. So let me get this straight...

    You're dishonest with your gf and you've been stealing from your room mate.
     
  8. pinchin sacks of dank
     
  9. Hahahaha, nice one dude. Almost read the whole thing before I realised.
     
  10. hahahaha good troll, man
     
  11. ya sorry the 'pinching' your roommate sack's was the dead give away troll, but hey at least your girlfriend was really foxy dirk diggler
     

  12. hahaha yes!
     
  13. wow!!!!!! First you steal from your roommate.... and if thats not enough you rat on him for sex. I really wish i could swear at you but i just got an infraction. I pity you and hope you get herpes from your hot ass gf who cheats on you while your at school.

    Thank god this is a troll. non the less this is fucked up
     
  14. [mandatory "obvious troll is obvious" post]
     
  15. [lol wut]
     
  16. Troll flag went up after only 5 words :cool:
     
  17. steady trollin, eh

    and by that I mean that if that truly happened to you, then that's an incredibly weird situation. not to mention you say you've been pinching from your roommate's bags for the past two weeks??? nah man... nah
     
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