fucked up real story about blue balls my G's

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by NorCalPiff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. #1 NorCalPiff, Nov 18, 2011
    alright grass city homies, this a fuckin 100 percent real story & it was not cool. i ended up throwing up. this beezy was jockin my nuts hecka hard. she wanted the D fa shooooo!!! took her to the fuckin kids jungle gym establishment, all of a sudden this 20 year olds mOM is calling her bugging out that she's gonna call the cops if she doesn't get home. this made me hecka mad but i was all ilke ay just be out. long story short, when i got home i threw up all night because blue balls was so fucking painful
     
  2. #2 KillerKush, Nov 18, 2011
    Can you please type in the normal type of English please.

    kthxbrololATOMICBEEF
     
  3. #3 DrLingIsKing, Nov 18, 2011
    Ya idk what that story was about but it kinda sounds like you are a pedophile, not sure though..
     
  4. #4 Wanglezz, Nov 18, 2011
  5. #5 percul8r615, Nov 18, 2011
    [quote name='"DrLingIsKing"']Ya idk what that story was about but it kinda sounds like you are a pedophile, not sure though..[/quote]

    This^^
     
  6. #6 08 BANSHEE, Nov 18, 2011
    What is this...

    I don't even...
     
  7. #7 SkysDaLimit420, Nov 18, 2011
    you should of just fapped it off
     
  8. #8 NorCalPiff, Nov 18, 2011

    I turn 21 in January....the girls the same age as me. I hate people that hook up with younger girls, I clown on people like that.
     
  9. #9 NorCalPiff, Nov 18, 2011
    Gucci Mane La Flare, you can sign here!
     
  10. #10 Hgr, Nov 18, 2011
    So your telling me if a smoking 18 year old girl wanted to fuck you, you wouldnt do it and would make fun of me if i did it since im 20 right now?

    If thats the case then you sir are incredibly stupid and clearly not a real man.
     
  11. #11 NorCalPiff, Nov 18, 2011

    18, yes, 17, no. Im not built for jail homie.
     
  12. #12 Shroom of Doom, Nov 18, 2011
    Tight butthole?
     
  13. #13 xpixiex, Nov 19, 2011
    I don't get blue balls. Maybe only pedophiles get it?

    Isn't it pedo worthy to do anything inappropriate in a kids playground? You sicken me OP.
     
  14. #14 ScrappyDoo, Nov 19, 2011
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    Maybe this will help you out OP? Nothing like a sexy goth chick ;)
     
  15. #15 SkysDaLimit420, Nov 19, 2011
    groce!
     
  16. #16 hippie flip, Nov 19, 2011
    for some reason this thread gave me deja-vu
     
  17. #17 1bakedpotato, Nov 19, 2011
    ^^^ that, for shooooooo!!!
     
  18. #18 daltonmc, Nov 19, 2011

    Most states age of consent is 16
     
  19. #19 T-bone904, Nov 19, 2011
    damn bruh bruh aint nothin worse than when a ho momma wanna call on that fuckshit... o well chin up cuzzo another day another dollar ya dig
     
  20. #20 sk8njam, Nov 19, 2011
    [quote name='"T-bone904"']damn bruh bruh aint nothin worse than when a ho momma wanna call on that fuckshit... o well chin up cuzzo another day another dollar ya dig[/quote]

    Ya BRUH come on BRUH.....BRUH BRUH BRUH
     
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