fucked by the police but the Volcano remains

Yeah so I just got caught by the police using my volcano in my dorm room with a friend and my roommate. dumb cops had noooo idea what a volcano is because they tore my room apart looking for more drugs and paraphanelia. but yeah Some weasely nerd RA apparently smelt a "hint" of marijuana and promptly called the police without even knocking on the door to talk to us about it. when the cops came I caught of glimpse of him behind the police until we made eye contact at which point he left. the cops didnt smell anything but they searched around my room anyway and found my bowls and about 10 grams of bud and some bacardi sour apple.

anyway so when they came I stuffed the balloon baggy undewr my bed and left the volcano sitting on my desk. never asked once about it. once they started to tear my room apart one of the cops took the balloon aparatus from under my bed and stared at it blankly for a few moments until I told him that it was used for asthma. he just put it down and kept looking through my stuff. so bad news is I probably won't be smoking anymore for a while but my brand new volcano will be waiting for my return

 

I'm at Penn State and its a pretty big party school so this kind of thing happens too often. its just sad that they had to waste there time busting some peaceful stoners playing super mario smash brothers instead of going after something a bit more serious.

as for punishment I'm the most fucked out of anyone cuz I took the blame for all the bud and all the other bowls in the room. I figured I would get in trouble for my bowl so why make other kids suffer. But because its my first time offense with the police I'm only looking at a hefty fine and 6 months probation. But I'm really unsure as everything is still pending. the probation is gonna suck though because if I get any kind of violation during that time I'm kicked out of university and my life is ruined. so it'll be thin ice for a while. but for all you fortuneate heads out there blaze one for me