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Fuck rolling joints

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by NYYstateofmind, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. i hate those fuckin things!! i for the life of me can not get the initial roll down and refuse to use a crutch. so im sticking to blunts as i roll a perfect 10 everytime. just letting out some anger :mad:
     
  2. damn bro chill haha

    rollin jays isnt too bad youll pick it up. i roll decent jays and blunts they arent too diferent
     
  3. i love joints and to me their easier to roll
     
  4. yo the fuckin paper always sticks to all of my fingers for no reason. maybe i have big fingers. either way im just not cut out for that shit
     
  5. rolling js is an ancient technique. Only those with the gift are able to roll js. You must be born a joint roller to master such a technique.
     
  6. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH :smoke:

    Funny...

    op dude, just practice... I used to suck rolling jays... Now im a joint roller master :D
     
  7. I think anyone can do it man.. haha :smoke:

    OP a good way to learn is just to roll one, undo it, roll another, undo it, and keep going til you got it. Just experiment and try different methods. If the paper is sticking to your hand you probably have clammy hands, just wipe them dry or some shit.
     
  8. you put the weed in the center of the zig zag

    roll it in half so both the ends are touching each other.


    then just go back and forth with ur fingers shaping up the weed inside. aka rolling the weed inside.


    its a easy step man i dont know what to tell you.

    practise with tea or bacco or something u got nothing to lose



    AND YES FUCK ROLLING JOINTS
    who the fuckkkkkk has money to roll joints man.

    weed is way to expensive for me to share it with the room or environment.

    FUCK THE ENVIORNMENT
     
  9. Lol, I had the same problem for years because I didn't get the chance to roll much from lack
    of enough weed and lack of papers. Turned 18, got more chances with both (earning more money
    and being legally able to buy papers). It does take practice and is possible with big hands (mine are huge).
    It's much easier to roll tobacco, so you could practice with that. Also, watch lots of rolling
    videos. Don't roll along with them, just watch intently. Rewind and watch the same video
    a few times until you can play the video in your head.
     
  10. pay 3 dollars for a joint roller
     
  11. Just make this noise whenever you start to roll it

    "Nyerp"

    Works everytime
     
  12. Dude, you need to relax.

    How 'bout you roll a J and forget about it? :smoke:

    :p
     
  13. it took me almost 3 months of constant practice to get down how to roll a joint. I always felt like the paper was gonna rip...you just gotta show it who's boss. once you make the paper the bitch in the relationship you should have no problems...but then again rolling j's aint for everyone. if it aint your thing, you stick to those blunts my man, because on any given day...i'll choose a blunt over a joint.
     


  14. ha ha nice man. zing!
     

  15. I hear you brother, I cannot roll a joint for shitz but a blunt is A perfect everytime. I don't know why.
     
  16. it must be that joints are for scrubs.

    ahhh who am i kidding, i would very impressed if one of my friends twisted up a perfect cone joint in a matter of seconds. i'll never be that cool. fuck my life
     
  17. Heres a beginnerish sorta thing to do:
    Put less 'erb than you need in the doobie and roll it around the roach if that makes any sense. You'll end up with a nice looking cone and then just drop more ganja into the the open end until it's big enough and pack it down with scissors or a pencil or whatever. I used to do that as a silly teen with more thumbs than a finger. Now I can roll a doob before you can say "shit man light another"
     
  18. I roll perfect blunts and used to hate joints. Literally just last night I was running low on bud so I picked up a pack of Zig Zags instead of rillos. I smoked a couple and kind of like them again. I'm not going to say my blunt smoking days are over but joints are going to be much more common in my smoking now. Make sure you're using Zig Zags, they burn pretty well.
     
  19. Personally, I've never gotten the attraction of joints. I'm just not a fan of hot smoke in general and stick with my bubbler. What's the big deal? My bubbler can go anywhere a joint can and anywhere that can't go, I take my incognito kit.

    It also just saves weed. Who wouldn't want that?
     
  20. Practice makes perfect.
    Smoke more joins = Better\easier join rolls.

    I love me some j's
     

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