So im about to leave to chill with my buddy today around 6:00. And i have this conversation with my Mother. (M=Mom) (L=Me) L: Hey, who unplugged my phone charger? It wasnt even done yet. M: Oh that was me. L: So, why were you in my room? M: To make sure you didnt mess everything up? Just keep it clean and i wont have to go in... L: Whatever. But you gotta understand, at my age with such a full house, my room is pretty much my only place of privacy, so can you at least let me deal with the mess? you know il get sick of it myself... M: Like i said, keep it clean and i wont care. So i leave, clean my room and im out for the rest of the night. Just so you all know, i will be just sitting in my room, and she will barge in without even knocking the door... So anyway, i get back later on and shes sitting there watching TV, she sais go hang up your coat i need to talk to you. So i come back down, and it turns out, RIGHT after i leave, she went upstairs to my fucking room! and counts all the money ive spent since christmas...yeah...shes been keeping track without me noticing...so i FLIP... and she demands to know what ive spent it all on...she right away assumes drugs, smokes, or alcohol. she has absolutely NO proof of any past behaviour like this to lead her on to such a conclusion...and to be completely honest i really have only bought a gram... She then proceeds to call my dad and bitch to him...thats where it all goes downhill. My dad will most likely come straight home and piss test me. lol. Like, she says ive spent 120 dollars in the past three weeks...Im like, YOU SPEND THAT MUCH IN A DAY!! like 120 bucks!!?? NOTHING!!! and over three weeks too...like, what does she think i eat everyday..cuz she sure as fuck aint getting me food and i know for sure ive spent $50 on a video game, $75 on clothes, $20 haircut, dad took 5 bucks, and thats all i can think of for now...so about the piss test, i havent smoked for exactly a week, and ive been chugging an entire jug of juice for a while now lol. im prolly gonna water down the piss and maybe a lil bit of clorox, cuz i heard that works for the storebought ones. any suggestions? sorry for the rant....
Should've kept your room clean, and spent some of that money on a lock or safe or something man. I've got this deal with my mom; I can keep whatever I want in my room (provided it's nothing hard such as coke, or E), and as long as it's kept under lock and key (so my younger brother can't get at it) I'm good as gold. I got a little knapsack with a mini lock and a key I keep on my keychain, and a backup key tucked in the carboard of this Limited Edition Slayer Coffee I got in my room, its still in original packaging. This way, everything goes back into the knapsack during the day, and at night I lock myself in my room and play xbox live and smoke away, it's just a great deal to have worked out. If you kept all your shit under lock and key, your mom wouldn't have been countin' your money. But yeah, should have kept your room clean.
work out. Trust me it works.. Edit:Hahah sorry dont work out with your mom..Not saying you could.But work out so you can pass the test.
move out of your mommies house maybe and find some new nipples to suck on...hers are pretty sore after 18 years of your bullshit, i'm sure.
$120 in 3 weeks? thats fuck all. do you get your smokes and weed and ciggys for free or something? numbers dont add up. n of course your mum assumes that shit, cuz thats what kids do with there money. dont like home, or the rules? move out.
Sounds like your mom needs to backhand you a few times. Have some respect. You have no privacy in someone else's home. Learn that and you'll be set for life. You don't pay the bills, your name isn't on the deed, and you eat up your parents' food, all for free. You have no right to privacy. You do have a responsibility to be grateful, however, and to follow the rules your parents set forth for you, until you move out and are on your own.
Dude I hate that, where your rents don't respect your privacy at all. Counting all the money you spent? None of her business. Same with busting in your room without knocking, you could be jacking it in there (jk). But seriously dude the home piss tests are easy to beat, just dilute. If you piss clear you won't pop positive.
I can sort of identify. My parents saw how much I made frommmy first paycheck. A couple days later theyasked me what I spent on it. I was 14 at the time, and it was the first paycheck I ever made. To this day I still thinkni was just in buying a 1/4 to celebrate.
$120 in 3 weeks is nothing to anyone who isn't 16 or under. What do you just leech off everyone elses weed? And by the way, let me remind you that you have no privacy whilst you live in someone elses home. Do you pay the rent? No. Do you pay the bills? No. Do you pay for insurance? No. I bet you don't even have a job.
I hate when people say this shit, grow up man. You don't know everyones situation. Maybe it isn't financially possible for him to move out at this time. Times are tough bro. But I will say this. Her house, you respect her rules.
psh yu deserve ur privacty bruh..plus knowin they go thru ur shit mite even stress yu out..i kno how ya feel..but i gues find a good hidin place or jus get a safe....to be safe lmao
to everyone saying move out - its not that easy just to move the fuck out at the drop of a pin. there's bills, rent, payments, fun $, all sorts of shit you need. chances are he doenst have a job either.
just tell her why do you need to know where MY MONEY GOES. proceed to tell her where you've spent it, parent's get really anal like this because they think you can't spend $120 fast... to them they think your a kid that needs to still be told on what to do with it and how to go about it.
