I just got outta work and was getting ready to go to a meeting. Then my brother and his friend asked if I wanted to smoke with them and of course I said yes without thinking. I can handle my shit, no big deal. We were smoking out of some shitty plastic bong and I was taking some pretty good rips when all of a sudden my brother goes, "Oh shit, look at your face." I went inside, looked in the mirror, and sure enough I have this huge red ring around my mouth from the bong and it won't go away. I look like an idiot.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose. Jesus man, were you , like, pressing the bong into your face as hard as you can or something???
Um it's been like two hours and it's still visible. Did I mention I'm an assistant teacher? Yeah. Awkward.
Ouch! Sound like you had to suck on that bong like little kids do with plastic cups. You probably had so much suction on that bitch you coulda lofted the bong with your mouth. I take it that will be he last session out of that piece?