Fuck my fucking cat

Discussion in 'General' started by WhereRDaCookies, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. #21 lbanez88, Nov 23, 2011
    This is one of the funniest things I've read on here. I'm in class laughing to myself hahahaha
     
  2. #22 rain dancer, Nov 23, 2011
    Your cat is just taking a note from R. Kelly. Peeing on your head is considered a rite of passage in some cultures....

    **Googles, because I'm sure it's true somewhere.....**
     
  3. #23 420 strongbad, Nov 23, 2011
    show that cat whos the boss man, set up some traps or like a cage trap or a boxing glove mechanism
     
  4. #24 Jose Bautista, Nov 23, 2011
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  5. #25 makinthelul420, Nov 23, 2011

    +1 for "boxing glove mechanism"
     
  6. #26 Misc, Nov 23, 2011
    does he have a cat bed? you should piss on it and see how he likes it.
     
  7. #27 Papageorgio, Nov 23, 2011
    next time it happens just throw the cat in the soiled pillow case, tie it off, and piss all over it. let ferment ferment for a few days. that'll show her...
     
  8. #28 WherezMyLighter, Nov 23, 2011
    This had me lol'ing
     
  9. #29 ismokeghudbud, Nov 23, 2011
    that made my day, and the cat is just curios and pissed you dont get it high, thats all i had same problem with my cat.
     
  10. #30 Storm Crow, Nov 23, 2011
    Is the cat box clean? Is there specks of blood in the urine or is the urine dark or it smells bad? There are often physical reasons why a cat breaks toilet training.

    Or the cat could just be pissed at you!
     
  11. #31 glasslover420, Nov 23, 2011
    That... That would be adorable.
     
  12. #32 Royksopp, Nov 23, 2011
    I'm curious as how you plan to take a shit on it's head? You think it's just going to sit there and let you take a shit on it? It's going to claw your asshole/chode/balls the second you drop your pants.
     
  13. #33 lusterDUST, Nov 23, 2011
    there should be anger management classes for cats, my cat is a fucking cunt.
     
  14. #34 Cannibasity, Nov 23, 2011
    lololololol def cool story.. my pussy is always peeing all over the place so now im like fuck that bitch!!!
     
  15. #35 Toxy, Nov 23, 2011
    I love my cat. We do everything together.

    Everrrrrythinggggggggg :devious:
     
  16. #36 Toxy, Nov 23, 2011
    harsh
     
  17. #37 DEA, Nov 23, 2011
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    :bolt:
     
  18. #38 WhereRDaCookies, Nov 24, 2011
    I probably should have mentioned shes 15 years old. She hasn't been using the litter box in 7 years because we have dogs. She has a box with disposable cloth on it that she pisses and shits in. We have to replace the cloth every fucking day.

    She quit going in the litter box as soon as we got two massive fuckin dogs.
     
  19. #39 stoneheir, Nov 24, 2011
    [quote name='"Royksopp"']It's going to claw your asshole/chode/balls the second you drop your pants.[/quote]

    Omg, haven't heard chode in a while. Fucking hilarious
     
  20. #40 stoneheir, Nov 24, 2011
    [quote name='"WhereRDaCookies"']I probably should have mentioned shes 15 years old. She hasn't been using the litter box in 7 years because we have dogs. She has a box with disposable cloth on it that she pisses and shits in. We have to replace the cloth every fucking day.

    She quit going in the litter box as soon as we got two massive fuckin dogs.[/quote]

    Why did that make her stop going to the litter box? I know nothing about cats besides how much they suck so this confuses me?
     
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