First, I've been on the internet since elementary school. To give you all a time period, I'm 20, graduated in 2009. Anyway, I've gone through all the internet lingo because it seems as if I started on the internet just as it was growing up. Almost to the point where I feel like it grew up with me, like a sibling. Long story short, I've come up with my own internet lingo and occasionally it conflicts with others. My biggest one is: FTW. Most people look at it as "for the win." I look at it as "Fuck the what." There isn't a single time I read FTW without thinking fuck the what first, because I guess I thought I could spice up WTF with FTW just by saying it backwards. Does anyone else do this? Or does anyone else have anything similar that in their mind is something completely different than the general consensus as to what things stand for on the internet? Lets here it.