Front Row Seats To My Revenge

Okay, here's the deal.

I met (what is now my ex) and we started dating. I never did anything sly to hurt her and I never lied to her. About half a year into it, I really started to fall for her and I told her how I felt.

About 2 weeks later, we started arguing over stupid things. I'm not playing the saint, because in other aspects of my life I'm far from it (talking in a marijuana forum would be a big clue), but she did start them. Not to bias the story, but she did. We ended up breaking up and she was really bitter about it.

She said loads of uncalled for things like she had used me "just for company" over the summer and that I was a joke to her and all of her friends. Recently I've been having loads of random prank phonecalls and I recognisde the voices. It's her friends, but I don't have enough evidence to call them on it.

She popped up on facebook chat yesterday to ask me help set up her Xbox live account (she's spoilt rotten and has never worked for anything in her life; her Dad is pretty rich). I was at work (something she hasn't heard of) at the time so by the time I had gotten back she had sorted it, gotten bored, and resulted to slagging me off on twitter.

Her friends started noticing she was slagging me off, and asked her if she was talking about me (I've been informed by a friend who is close with her that she was, but she wasn't to tell anybody). She THEN had the total audacity to facebook message me telling me to ignore people saying that she is slagging me off, it's about "someone else".

I know it's total bullshit. not to sound big headed, but I'm the sort of person who'd ignore it. Because they're petty and immature, but she needs to be put in her place. I've had enough of it and I know a few others who have too.



Here's the deal; here's why I need help/advice.

Currently I am seventeen (I turn 18 next monday) and I am studying Media Production in college. For our final piece of coursework, we are to make a final film with the narrative of our choice. We make the film, we do as we please with whats in it.

Can you see where I'm going with this?


I want to put in a huge "Fuck you, bitch" because I mean c'mon, she deserves it and I've had no form of retaliation, yet.


Set aside what you think of my current situation. What could I put in my film as a huge "Fuck you, bitch"? For example; I start talking about past girlfriends in my film and totally slag her off. Something like that, but a bit more, hhmm, creative?

Keep in mind my film's certification has to be below a 12A.

Take it easy guys, keep blazin'.