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friggin pricks

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by thanx4fish, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. Hey the most fucked up thing just happened.. im feeling so down right now. Its gonna be quite a long story but I have to let go.
    Two buddies and I went out earlier this evening to buy an ounce from some dude i had known for 2 weeks. When we first saw him at the meeting point, he spotted us and immediately went the other way. We thought we had to follow him, and so we did, but then we saw he was talking to some dude in a parked car. We thought alright, he's just getting weed and bringing it right back to us, and so we waited. Just to make sure and bc I'm always precautious I checked the two dudes in the car.
    Once he's done talking, we see the car driving away and we go and meet up with this dude. He took us walking for like a mile, then we went into a closed park, climbing a wall, since he was pretending he'd left his weed in there. It was pitch dark in here but there was 3 of us and we all practice martial arts at a quite high level (im into ju-jitsu) and we're always quite confident so that was no problem - not that it was useful in any way though. Then we spotted 2 other dudes in a corner, a tall brown-haired man and one of the short and nervous kind, if you know what i mean.. First the guy who had taken us in here goes "who the hell are they" etc. They stand up and come to us and start asking for cigarettes. We hadn't made the connection yet so my friend drops a cigarette, then they start to become aggressive. What got me into thinking it was a set up was that my dealer "buddy" gave them all his money and cell phone first, while they were 2 and could be easily taken care of.. Then the taller guy comes to me, so I'm like "YAY! HERE COMES SOME ASSKICKING", til I see his machete. He starts asking for money, I give him 20 bucks and I swear I saw in his eyes he KNEW we had more. Meanwhile my dealer buddy was acting frightened, trying to calm em down since they were from his neighbourhood.. I say he was full of shit.
    The machete dude (lets call him Dipshit) walks to my 2 buddies and starts emptying their pockets. Not to mention we were stoned and completely freaking out.. The smaller dude comes to me and starts feeling my pockets. Being stoned as a stoner will be, I wonder "is he rubbing my cock" and decide to lock his arm. My 2meter-tall friend Jo saw me and thought he would high kick Mr Dipshit and all he got was a wide cut in his Achilles tendon.. to make a long story short, my former dealer then ran away, closely followed by the 2 criminals (may I call them that?), with our 150 euros and cell phones, leaving us in the middle of nowhere with no means to call an ambulance or police for that matter. I ran and went door to door till someone let me in to call an ambulance.. it can be months having surgery before he can walk again and he'll never be able to do shit anyway. I summed the end of the story up because I'm bored and nobody will care about my whining anyway. We locked the cell phones and are going to the police tomorrow morning. I'm pretty sure about the dealer's name, and I know he's got a juvenile file at least. And I'm SURE the 2 guys in the car earlier were the 2 same guys who mugged us. I'm gonna sue the motherfuckers for what they did and if I ain't happy enough with what I get/can't reach them legally I'll rape their ass. Seriously man, how can someone be threatened to DEATH for an ounce of weed.. Congratz if you read this, and understood it all. Feeling much better now. everyone take care..
     
  2. i have some friends who are high level black belts in their form of karate. they've been taking it for over 10 years and their sister actually went to the sydney olympics to compete but she didnt get a medal. i wish i knew how to do karate moves and break peoples bones. im not bad at boxing, i go every tuesday, but martial arts is just plain cooler...


    oh but yeah, that sucks that he did that shit to you. i would have stopped him a lot further back and asked where the hell he was taking me. and i would also never have given him my money to "hold onto" or my cell... hope you get it back.. but what did you tell the police when they asked you what you were doing back there with them in the first place?
     
  3. it hasn't been taken to the police yet.. all we said to the medical unit was that we had been mugged. Ill keep u updated as its gonna taken to court..
     
  4. jesus man...that fucking sucks. i dunno bout taking this to court though cause they may give you up and then if you have anything in your house you could get busted for that. i dunno, that may just be me being paranoid. either way, i hope they get what they deserve.
     
  5. you know what could have really helped you out in this situation? mase. Thats right pepper spray. Even though your well trained, you never know when someone esle is gonna have a weapon. Always carry it with you, especially if your going with people you dont know very well. Its legal, it works very well, from a distance, and will save your ass in alot of situations, if they have a gun then yeah you cant really do anything, but you could have just sprayed the guy with the michede, and he wouldnt have been able to see where you were to even swiing at you, and your skills would have taken it from there. Just a suggestion.
     
  6. uhhhhh he was high and it was pitch black.....

    dude... i would have dont the same thing. only i dont fuck around like that. i even keep an eye on one of my dealers that ive 'known of' for like 5 years, but became friends with him about 2 years back. hes not a dealer or nothin, but when hes drunk....god damn... there is no telling what hell do. when im with him im always a bit more alert.

    the lesson of this is..... dont trust people that you dont know. just like when you were a kid and your parents would tell you to not talk to strangers..... THEY WERENT KIDDING!

    feel sorry for your friend.... too much just for some bud. always carry a weapon. whenever me and my friend go to buy shit... even if its from someone really really really reliable.. he always takes his butterfly knife. o yeah... and hes a black belt in tae kwon do
     
  7. Dude think about it what are you going to tell the police? "oh me and my friends were going to go buy an ounce of weed off this guy so we followed him and his 2 buddies fucked my friend up with a machette." common man dont incriminate yo self.
     
  8. What are you going to say? Yea we went to the alley just to ah
    buy a t-shirt, there going to know something illegall went down, and your going to get in shit.
     
  9. man..that's crazy man...you guys suck at lieing...man they were on a "nature hike"...say it with me now "nature hike" and these tough guys came up and mugged the bastards! ...now if they go to court and say "we were mugging them because they came to buy weed" and they just flat deny it...who do you think they are going to believe..the muggers?!?! ..nature hike..
     
  10. Ok we're done.. I filled a complaint, and so did my friends. We apparently managed to tell the same exact story 3 times in a row. On the receipt they gave us, it says faking a complaint can cost you up to 2 years in prison and a nice amount of money. I don't know if we did the right thing, but theres no going back now. At least if we pull this off, I'll sleep better knowing those guys are under lock and key. And we might also win a considerable sum of money for damages done. I felt pretty bad about lying though, but at least we saved our asses for now. Thanx everyoneeee peace out
     
  11. Hm...
    I'm not entirely sure, but I don't think the law protects you if in the process of breaking the law, you somehow get screwed...

    I mean...
    If they mugged you and threatened your life, they might put them in jail, but I dunno if you'd get your money back if they found out you were gonna buy weed with it...
    Just make sure all 3 of you have the same solid story...

    Good luck on that!!!
    Assholes need to get what assholes deserve...
     
  12. Sucks dude. I wouldnt have walked hella far and go to a dark park with a dealer you dont know so well. Even when i pick up sacs I always watch whats happening.
     
  13. this is an off topic question, what style of ju jitsu do u train? i train in brazilian ju jitsu (bjj). have been training for a couple years now.
     

  14. seriously man, with a year or 2 more of boxing (if u take it seriously) u could take all ur black belt karate friends. i have black in kyokushin karate, and black in kung fu. those traditional martial arts are good for things like discipline, exercise etc..but in a fight, all u need is boxing, and some sort of ground fighting style. wrestling or bjj are the best ones. i trained for years in karate and kung fu but its just not as useful and efficient as u or ur buddies would think. if u wanna really learn to fight, take Muay Thai. its kickboxing from thailand. this is the best for striking. if u have questions i would be glad to answer any
     
  15. Damn, you got set up in the worst way. I guess you hopefully learned from your mistakes.

    One things for sure, NEVER BUY AN O FROM SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW. Most of the time, they're bullshitting and trying to set you up. Make sure the person your going to grab from is someone you've gotten from enough times to make him your familar dealer. This will dramatically lower the chances of a rob since the dealer sees more of a profit and less hassle by just serving you instead of making a shit load at once.

    Also, whenever a dealer sells an O, rarely there are ever long trips to get to it. A deal like this is supposed to be in and out because of the amount and legal risks. Once a deal starts to take time and you notice the dealer dragging on "talking about bs, jibber jabber", then be aware.

    NEVER go into places that are far from the public, this makes it easier for them. And the best protection you can get is the public which is why a majority of these types of deals go out in the open.

    Bringing along a packed car always helps as well, but you shouldn't be worried unless you dont know the dealer too well. The whole point is to keep it as low key as possible. If the deal can't be done like it should be and the dealer suggests you to go far from safe spots or your car, tell em to fuck the deal cuz they know your pockets are full, If they continue to persist you to go, then tell them to meet somewhere else and if they cant do that, say your fucking around with me and leave. dont do that in a disclosed area though, otherwise you might just end up with a mouth shot.
     
  16. dude that sucks complete ass....good for you to start on the road to putting them in jail...

    i think you shood have told the truth(but maybe not as im not aware of the strictness of weed laws in france), because even if you got fined or w/e, theyd be in prison and woodnt be able to say you were buying weed to decredit your story...and theyd get in a shitload more money for dealing anyway
     
  17. yeah.. like ludachris said.... in a fight the only thing youll know, your use in response/reaction is boxing... and maybe some ta kwon do...... just for kicking.... but kicking is kindof pussy. in protection cases.... kick.... in a fight.... its pussy. and what would you do if someone just runs at you and tackles you... unless you "train" to fight on the ground (like ju jitsu... i think... and some kungfu/judo...i think) then your useless. learn how to punch relatively hard and really fast, but not too much that youll break your wrist, then your set.

    meh... i weigh about 140-160, 6'3, really long arm reach. lots of people have actually said that i should box, im fit and built like a boxer.... too old now, i think.... im not trying to sound conceded or nothing tho... but 3 teachers, my dad, 2 boxer kids at school, a few friends of mine, and one of their dads and grandpa said i should box. all of these people used to box or do box.

    one thing of advice if you get jumped or get into a fight.... follow through with your shoulder, that where all the power is. o yeah, and dont let your wrist slip out of place, try to hold it in tight.
     

  18. tae kwon do is useless, if u want to learn kicks, take some muay thai. u will learn powerful efficient kicks, not flashy shit that will end in u gettin ur ass kicked. and no, kicks are NOT pussy. if its a street fight , anything goes. i like to include everything i can use like knees, elbows, fists, and feet. being a trained, and good fighter is NOT pussy. someone saying u cant kick him is the pussy. if hes so tough he will be ready to defend them. and power is NOT from ur shoulder, but from ur hips. when u punch, twist ur hips into it, its one of the first things u will learn if u go to a good gym with good trainers.
     
  19. I used to box, and I squat 260, and for a 5'6 guy who weighs 130, i'd say I could take quiet a bit of people :) Why'd I say how much I squat? because, when you're in a fight, and it comes to taking someone down, you need that leg strength to move them around, and yes, boxing is great indeed, lol, i'd rather box than grab someone...

    when i fight, i'll grab your waist and use my leg power to take you down, then when you're down, i'll break everything your face has :)
     
  20. Lol im a second dan black belt in taekwondo, no im not lying i swear to go. Some one picked shit with me saying the same shit your saying luda, he wasnt saying shit after i back kicked him in the throat and almost crush his larynx. Seriously comparing martial arts is retarded they all have their good and bad points, none are better than the other, its all in what you know and how well you use it.
     

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