Friends with benefits with a pornstar?!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Vicious, Jan 6, 2013.

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  1. I suspect any (or all) of the following; her penis was bigger than yours, setup, trap, or you limped out.
     

  2. Or busted in 2 seconds since he hasnt had some in years....
     
  3. Disappointing thread.
     
  4. I bet the strippers boyfriend answered the door
     
  5. think of it like this, since he had a terrible experience apparently, maybe hell be more inclined to post her name hahah
     
  6. Go get her buddy.

    Woot woot
     
  7. seems like the thread failed to deliver

    thats real talk
     
  8. Congratulations and good luck to you. Your luck is an inspiration to us all.
     
  9. GIVE US THE NAME.. WTF OP???!?! Your acting like she hasnt been banged 100s if not 1000s of times. Shes a stripper/pornstar goddamn you OP.
     
  10. #50 Vicious, Jan 6, 2013
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    Every one of you throwing that word around with no idea of what it fucking means should be auto-banned. I didn't spend over 6 years on this site to come up with bullshit stories to get a rise out of people nor would jeopardize my reputation here. Anyone who knows me knows I'm reputable and if you don't know me you haven't been here long enough. If I was trolling, it would be subtle and make you guys go "Aw, man, he got us". Some made up story isn't trolling, it would just be lying and I don't have the imagination or the time to right fiction for you skeptical pricks. If you're going to litter this site with "Hurr durr he be trolling", this is not the site for you. Politely fuck off.

    Anyways. Her phone died last night so so I headed to her place, I was sitting in her driveway for about 20 minutes and as I was about to leave a taxi pulls in. She is some completely fucking obliterated she forgot who I was and had to explain shit to her. Well we go inside and I meet her "roommate". Everything is going good, we're doing out business and working on catching a buzz. Well her "roommate" come barging in with my pants down and sees her with a needle in her arm (which had nothing to do with me). Next I hear "Get the fuck out, if you touch my daughter I'll kill you", so I try to get out of there before I get my ass kicked while shes screaming and crying don't go. Pull out with her crying at the door way and the guy chasing me down the block.

    I'm over it. Never going to her place again but she owes me so I still want something out of it.

    I don't have to validate my story but I would have taken pics last night if it didn't turn out like that. Check my post history, I don't troll and you people throwing the word around like it's fucking 1800 Salem are the scum of this website.

    Her name is Cassie. Last name temporarily omitted.

    Discussing other drugs is not tolerated here - WW
     
  11. #51 The Crunge, Jan 6, 2013
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    Wait so you were getting head while she was shootin up?

    Fucking badass.

    Discussing other drugs isn't allowed here, you know that. - WW
     
  12. #52 Vicious, Jan 6, 2013
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    I don't want to get the thread closed for unmentionables, but something like that. Then Dad walks in.

    I don't see what you fuckers are going on about "failing to deliver", "this is a disappointment" I told you guys in the OP I wasn't going give you fiends pictures and I would post a SFW one if I got one. With what happened last night I didn't. I didn't make this thread to "deliver" I made it to share an experience. Go back to /b/, or better yet. Reddit if you want to keep that attitude.

    I'm pissed about being blueballed and you guys are blowing the troll horn out your ass. And people already downrated my thread to 1 star because they THINK I was trolling? How far you have fallen GC. I'm very dissapointed in what you've become.
     
  13. Can we study her work??
     
  14. Woooooooooooow man that's a story. I'm glad you got outta there alright

    I'm not trying to tell you what to do but usually good things don't happen with porn star/strippers
     
  15. Wait so this stripper/pornstar lived with her dad and was shooting up but he got mad when she had a dude over??? He's got his shit mixed up.
     
  16. Hahaha that's great.

    He must not know what his daughter does for a living then
     
  17. She wants me to come by before she goes to work while he she has the house to herself but that's just a horrible idea. Maybe I'll meet her at her work or something but damn, this whole thing blew up in a way I didn't expect it to.
     
  18. Why can't you fuck her at your place?
     
  19. Ya tell her you'll finish your business on the job. Don't want that crazy man making an unexpected appearance when your dicks hanging out again
     
  20. If I lived on my own but she's not the type I want to bring home. I try not to bring people over unless they are close friends or I especially trust them. I'm not going to jeopardize my comrades' and I's operation over a whore.

    Really, all I have to do is go to her club, pay $5 to get in and I would be set except I'd have to pay to go up stairs and she already owes me. I'm not going to dump any more money into her.
     
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