Saturday I decided to stop by a buddy of mine's apartment and hang out. We were trying to figure out what to do, and I remembered I happened to have a fifth of vodka in my car, then he told me he still had a fifth of Captain Morgan's in the freezer, so we started on the CM while the vodka was getting cold in the freezer. In about an hour and a half, we killed the CM, and went to chill in his room and smoke a bowl or 2. He was laying on his bed, and I was sitting on the loveseat beside the bed. His mom came in the room and sat beside me on the loveseat, and the 3 of us were just chilling and talking. I decided to crack open the vodka bottle and get started on that, so I went in the kitchen and his mom walked in there with me. We were mixing up one of my personal favorites, vodka (Pinnacle) and Dole pineapple juice (the kind in the can). She wanted to try it, so I let her have a sip of mine, and she liked it, so I poured her a cup, too, and we went back into the bedroom. Well, he's under the covers about to pass out saying he felt sick, so I just sat down and put on a movie, and his mom sat down beside me... At around midnight, a neighbor came to visit and his mom was with him. I mentioned smoking a bowl, and that guy didn't want to be around it, so he hung out in the front yard with my buddy. So it's just me and these 2 moms in the bedroom smoking, and my buddy's mom starts telling her friend how she finally found her a young "boy-toy". I didn't think anything about it until she started rubbing my leg, then I realized she was referring to me, so I start fucking with her, cause that's just how I am. I start leaning across her to change songs on the MP3 player and winking at her and stuff. Well, her friend leaves, so it's back to me and her and my buddy chilling. My buddy gets hungry and decides to make a McDonalds run, and says he'll be back. As soon as he walks out the door, his mom looks at me and says, "We've got about 15 minutes." and grabs at my belt. Long story short, I got a blowjob from my buddy's mom. Am I in the wrong, being that we're both single? I'm 22, she's 42.
That sounds kinda fucked man. I mean imagine your hommie was got a blowjob from your mom. How would you feel about that.
hahahha but yea ive always dreamed of that...it will prolly never happen oh well but you sir, are a lucky man
You're a bastard man, I wanna fuck a mom so bad, especially some of my friends, fucking moms is hot, besides your own.
Fucking moms is great. When I was 19 and stationed in Japan, I nailed this 32 year old Japanese chick. Greatness.