Fridays

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Jan 4, 2004.

  1. >............One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
    >despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
    >The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
    > > > > > >
    >The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
    > > > > >
    >"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of
    > fun down here. You a drinking man?"
    > > > > > >
    >Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
    > > > > > >
    >"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is
    > drink.Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We
    >drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
    > > > > > >
    >The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
    > > > > > >
    >"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
    > > > > > >
    >"You better believe it!"
    > > > > > >
    >"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the
    >world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're
    >already dead, remember?"
    > > > > > >
    >"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
    > > > > > >
    >The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
    > > > > > >
    >"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
    > > > > > >
    >"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
    >poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead
    > anyhow.
    > > > > > >
    >You into drugs?"
    > > > > > >
    >The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . .
    > > > > ."
    >"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
    > bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can
    > do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
    > > > > > >
    >"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation,
    > "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
    > > > > > >
    >The demon said, "You gay?"
    >"No."
    > > > > > >
    >"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays
    >
     

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