when i first heard of freudian slips i though 'no way does that happen' but today at work some lady asked me to write a rain check slip for Q-tips. now im pretty sure i was just hanging out in the skin care section wasting time. i though i wrote Q-tips for sure but upon a second look i found i had written Q-zits. no lie. then after i though i corrcted it, i found that Q-zits had been changed to Q-tits, which needs no explinaiton being an 18 year old boy. has this happened to anyone?
one time in high school i was in US history, and my teacher was this fresh-out-of-college sexy-ass blonde lady... She asked me who the 32nd president of the USA was... I meant to say Frank Roosevelt, but instead I shouted "I am going to fuck you in the ass repeatedly and mercilessly." boy was I embarrassed.