Found my dad's stash...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by folied, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. of porn dvd's :eek: I didn't even knew old people wacked off. Nothin good though.. just like paris hilton and other shit like that. Should I watch them? Burn Rick Roll onto DVD's and replace them? idk...
     
  2. Don't do the Rick Roll thing, do not watch them. I found my Dad's stash as well. Brazillians. Lots of them. Leave the tapes there and laugh about them later.


    My dad's were on VHS LOL.
     
  3. i dont think id wanna wack off to what my dad wacks off at lol... just seems weird.
     
  4. damn i thought my dad was the only one that looked at porn. i feel bad about it, I cant imagine how my mom would feel if she knew
     

  5. LOL. I'm sure your mom knows.

    Men of all ages look at porn. It's not like you're just going to turn 30 and stop. :rolleyes:
     
  6. thanks, makes me feel better lol ;)
     
  7. One time in like 7th grade we found my friend's dad's porn stash, watched that shit. It was odd, all the women had big bushes. That was unfamiliar to us.
     
  8. One word. Blackmail :)
     

  9. so how does your girlfriend feel when you watch porn? :D
     
  10. dude... im pretty sure you should just say "Dad (pause for dramatic effect) you need to stash your porn better." and just walk away
     
  11. What the fuck? Where there is a penis, there is going to be masturbation. Simple law of nature.

    Did you think you get to thirty and it drops of or something? :p
     
  12. HAH good point
     
  13. #13 maryjanespiff, Jul 29, 2009
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    full on afro bush reminds me of this dude i met on-line and spent the week-end with. he showed me his favorite porno DVD called "daughter's of discipline" and the chicks had afro puff bushes and wore tube socks with colored stripes and shorty nylon shorts. totally 3's company, probably made in 1979. on the wall above the bed in the movie was a poster of a smiling scott baio.

    when i came up for air, i mentioned it to him. he said he never noticed it before.

    a week later, he emailed me that i had ruined his fav porn. now all he can see is scott baio's face. it had been his favorite movie, he still had the original beta tape.

    he and i never hooked up again.

    i stopped messing around with men who watched porn with scott baio in it!


    leave your dad's porn alone. don't ruin it like i did!
     
  14. Try watching porn with your girlfriend... women are dirty too, they like it. Then do some good lovin' after.
     

  15. Really? To your own fucking dad? that shits fucked up.
     
  16. my gf will watch porn with me. we usually dont end up watchin it for long.... hehe
     
  17. I say replace the movie with Brazilan Scat porn.
     
  18. I don't know what I would do if that ever happened to me. Then again, I doubt I would ever embark on an earnest search for it either.
     

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