Heres a different one for ya'll. Lets play a little forum game. Which state would win if all 50 united states went to war with eachother? With no outside influence, and nukes being a very risky move (You know what happens when we get nuke happy...we all lose.) My take: Texas. is the the only state that can fly its STATE flag as high as the US Flag. Also, it is the ONLY state that has its OWN military on top of hosting several US military bases. Furthermore, Texas has actually had a long history of absolutely hating the U.S. government. It seceded twice, and fought a total of three wars on its own, two of them against Mexico, and one against the U.S. Which it won. Texas is called the Lone Star for a reason -- it really wanted to be its own country from the getgo.
It would have to be between Texas and California. I don't know what other states would be able to keep on par with them, tbh.
MARYLAND.... WE WILL GIVE U CRABS!!!!.... ......................... and throw old bay in your eyes!!!
Virginia We have one of the largest naval bases in the world, a fuckload of armymen in reserve, and that virginian pride. You seriously cant expect to win against us, trust me man. You cant even buy any ammo other then a basic handgun's because they are being bought out so thoroughly. Srsly. dont fuck with virginia
Texas definitely, only because of its size. Alaska is too far away to do shit, and screw Cali, they won't do nothing
Texas With our size and huge state pride we'd make sure no small ass state would even have a chance. which leaves the midwest states and what not and when it comes down to it Texas just really needs to stare them down. they just witnessed Texans steamroll the east coast and not break a sweat. alaska tried to match wits with us with Sarah Palin but George Bush can not be beaten in that area. California is too liberal and passive. They'll either stand up for themselves and get smacked down but become Texas weed dealer or they'll be Texas' bitch and produce a shit load of porn, videogames, and pot - well, more than they do now. Our hardest battles will be the bordering states of oklahoma (state rivalry) and Louisiana (swamps and just as crazy fuckers), our easiest battles the entirety of New England. Seriously, we can send like the city of Austin to wipe out the state of Delaware lol. Florida will be the most passive because of its high density of old people. they'll try to march but get distracted by the nearest Country Kitchen.
Oh man that shit had me rolling...Last two are going to be California and Texas. I think Cali will take it in the long run because Texas has some tough neighbors... the midwest would be a bloodbath.
New jersey: we dont like ANYONE. so basically we'd kick anyones ass who came in. because we don't like you.
for New Jersey we'll let the rural Texas army handle yall. Shit kickers vs Guidos in a showdown of stereotypes oh yeah...we also have the beercan house. BEAT THAT! http://www.texastwisted.com/attr/beercanhouse/
I'd win because I am better then your state. Montana would win, because its such a loser state it'd be impossible to find and kill everyone. They'd be in the mountains and tree's and shit like the vietcong. not to say that i like montana AT ALL. The texans wouldn't have any one left to hate so they'd all start say everythings bigger in (insert texas city/town here) and then they'd fight and kill eachother like the rest of us already did. But oklahoma would lose first because it knows it sucks, it would commit suicide. Edit- but not before I escape (with your younger sister/hot daughter) and move to canada to live in the woods like thoureau
louisiana we got katrina voodoo hauntings jazz french quarter art bourbon street mardi gras louisiana purchase the list goes on
I'm not sure how any of those are supposed to help in a war, but, Texas has armadillos, how can you argue with that?