Forgive Me, Yoda And Stenod And granny, For I Have A Drug Test Question.

Discussion in 'General' started by HighAsPhuck, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. #1 HighAsPhuck, Jun 20, 2013
    I've searched far and wide, through the valleys in the clouds, and yet no one hath answereth my posed inquiry:  Does sythetic urine work for Quest Labs.  Every answer sounds like an advertisement, though I can't seem to find many stories about failing tests while using synthetic urine.
     
    I'm not even applying for a job, but it sure would give me a peace of mind to have an answer to my question. 

     
  2. #2 HuckabeeJellyDickATM, Jun 20, 2013
    subbd for hath  :yay:
     
  3. #3 Serenity, Jun 20, 2013
    If that stuff worked so well. No one would be failing drug tests.

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  4. #4 ArnoldShortman, Jun 20, 2013
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    @OP I have herd that some labs can tell the difference between fake and real urine but I don't know how legitimate this claim is.
     
  5. #5 Rebel Eye, Jun 20, 2013
    is that where you have the fake penis? 
     
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  6. #6 HighAsPhuck, Jun 20, 2013
    Where's all the threads about people saying it didn't work?  You can find pleanty of threads talking about how detox drinks are a total waste and don't work, but very little is said about synthetic urine.
     
  7. #7 Old School Smoker, Jun 20, 2013
    At he clinic i was sent to for job apps, the doctor watched me pee into the cup. No synthetic urnie here!! I heard that labs can tell if its synthetic now.
     
  8. #8 HighAsPhuck, Jun 20, 2013
    I've heard that too, but I've also heard that was because they started to test for uric acid, which is now being used in synthetic urine.
     
    Also, I thought it was illegal to be watched during a pre-employment drug test (if that what you meant).
     
  9. #9 ArnoldShortman, Jun 20, 2013
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  11. #11 Storm Crow, Jun 20, 2013
    Some types they can tell, but it is a race between the synthetic urine makers and the drug testers!
     
    [SIZE=12pt]A procedure for the detection of Stealth adulterant in urine samples.      (abst – 2002)[/SIZE]
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12776774
     
    [SIZE=12pt]The effects of adulterants and selected ingested compounds on drugs-of-abuse testing in urine.    (full - 2007)      [/SIZE]http://ajcp.ascpjournals.org/content/128/3/491.long
     
    if you fail a urine test, you could try blaming your soap!
     
    [SIZE=12pt]Baby Soaps and Shampoos Trigger Positive Marijuana Tests       (news – 2012) [/SIZE]
    http://healthland.time.com/2012/06/19/baby-soaps-and-shampoos-trigger-positive-marijuana-tests/#ixzz21IE9aajD
    \nBut I don't have much more than that, since they find a way to detect the fake, and the makers come out with a new one!
     
  12. #12 ArnoldShortman, Jun 20, 2013
    IMO at the end of the day you are better off buying dehydrated real urine or using a friends clean urine.
     
  13. #13 Old School Smoker, Jun 20, 2013
    Hell, in that case use the church deacons piss if you want lol.
     

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