Forgive Me, Yoda And Stenod And granny, For I Have A Drug Test Question.

Discussion in 'General' started by HighAsPhuck, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. I've searched far and wide, through the valleys in the clouds, and yet no one hath answereth my posed inquiry:  Does sythetic urine work for Quest Labs.  Every answer sounds like an advertisement, though I can't seem to find many stories about failing tests while using synthetic urine.
    I'm not even applying for a job, but it sure would give me a peace of mind to have an answer to my question. 

  2. If that stuff worked so well. No one would be failing drug tests.

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  3. #4 ArnoldShortman, Jun 20, 2013
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    @OP I have herd that some labs can tell the difference between fake and real urine but I don't know how legitimate this claim is.
  4. is that where you have the fake penis? 
  5. Where's all the threads about people saying it didn't work?  You can find pleanty of threads talking about how detox drinks are a total waste and don't work, but very little is said about synthetic urine.
  6. At he clinic i was sent to for job apps, the doctor watched me pee into the cup. No synthetic urnie here!! I heard that labs can tell if its synthetic now.
  7. I've heard that too, but I've also heard that was because they started to test for uric acid, which is now being used in synthetic urine.
    Also, I thought it was illegal to be watched during a pre-employment drug test (if that what you meant).
  8. Some types they can tell, but it is a race between the synthetic urine makers and the drug testers!
    [SIZE=12pt]A procedure for the detection of Stealth adulterant in urine samples.      (abst – 2002)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=12pt]The effects of adulterants and selected ingested compounds on drugs-of-abuse testing in urine.    (full - 2007)      [/SIZE]
    if you fail a urine test, you could try blaming your soap!
    [SIZE=12pt]Baby Soaps and Shampoos Trigger Positive Marijuana Tests       (news – 2012) [/SIZE]
    \nBut I don't have much more than that, since they find a way to detect the fake, and the makers come out with a new one!
  9. IMO at the end of the day you are better off buying dehydrated real urine or using a friends clean urine.
  10. Hell, in that case use the church deacons piss if you want lol.

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