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For Those Who Toke With Parents in The House

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Smooth Criminal, Jun 21, 2011.

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  1. #1 Smooth Criminal, Jun 21, 2011
    This is how you would never get cought with them.

    First get inside your room,put the chair on the doornob so they wouldn't open the door,better than that put you closet on the door.Bur be careful if a friend come through this door he might see your closet all dirty so the best way is to clean it up.You get your bong ect... light it up.Now if the cops bust yo closet or your chair from your door,you jump out the window.After that you you go to a place where it's crowded with people.You keep on going until you find another road to go to,after that the cops are still looking through the crowed,so you go on another open road and hide somewere maybe ontop of a building or I suggest a trash can although you wet yourself it's ok the cops won't look at you through the trash can.You wait 20 min the get out to your dealers house and smoke some more!
     
  2. #2 NotoriousCheech, Jun 21, 2011
    hahaha what are you gonna do if your parents start tryin to open the door, it opens a little, they see a chairs against it. your screaming to stop, there pushing against the door. screaming. you get the point
     
  3. #3 Smooth Criminal, Jun 21, 2011
    you just tell them to stop
     
  4. #4 MrPachrick, Jun 21, 2011
    lock the door and say you're jerkin' it
     
  5. #5 Braddock, Jun 21, 2011
    This is a horrible guide lol
     
  6. #6 kaleidoscopeo, Jun 21, 2011
    lololol
     
  7. #7 arm, Jun 21, 2011
    oh my
     
  8. #8 LongBottomLeaf, Jun 21, 2011
    THANKS MAN!!! This JUST happened to me, right after I read your message!! Just got back from my dealers. He let me in even though I was all stinky from that trash can!

    Thanks again! You're a life-saver........
     
  9. #9 bobby82, Jun 21, 2011
    Or if you're like me, just teleport :bongin:
     
  10. #10 Taco Island, Jun 21, 2011
    A+ guide will read again every day

    I like especially how I need to get lost in a crowd when said cops bust down my bedroom door.

    This is highly ridiculous.
     
  11. #11 KillaWillaBilla, Jun 21, 2011
    5/5 for sure this guide can be used repeatedly as needed. i used this method once before and let me just say IT WORKS!!!!! NEVER FAILS!!!!!! thanks for great advice man
     
  12. #12 JohnnyWeedSeed, Jun 21, 2011
    why would you even make a nonsence thread like this?
     
  13. #13 AgressiveDimple, Jun 21, 2011
    What if we get invaded by gay zombie robot pirate ninjas from space? Your guide isn't conpletely foolproof. You left out the most important part.
     
  14. #14 WizzleFan, Jun 21, 2011

    I heard if that happens you have to spray them down with nuclear water.
     
  15. #15 AgressiveDimple, Jun 21, 2011
    At least we have someone who knows what's up.
     
  16. #16 JoelVent, Jun 21, 2011
    Holy.. Great guide seriously Im going to use this! This should become a sticky!
     
  17. #17 Amped, Jun 21, 2011
    Or be like me, and have an MFLB :smoke:

    Then vape in comfort and peace with no worries in your room :smoke:
     
  18. #18 t-fizz, Jun 21, 2011
    Pretty sure my IQ has dropped since ive been here...

    :bolt:
     
  19. #19 WizzleFan, Jun 21, 2011

    I can tell..
     
  20. #20 BA, Jun 21, 2011
    Post of the year.
     
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