for a million dollars

I wouldn't, it makes me cringe even thinking about it..

 

for a million dollars, fuck yeah

 

What about the ladies?! would it be a toothpick in the vag? Cause if that's the case then I'll do it hahahha

 

Depends, if no taxes are taken out then fuck yes. With 1 million dollars I can get my dickhole repaired if there's any damage

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I think any sane person would. They would never have to move a finger for the rest of their life. Just sit back and relax, and smoke blunts.

 

That's WAY more acceptable than toothpick up the dick.
I'd just buy a damn cushion.

 

Yeah to be honest even though I cringe reading it.. Anyway my roommate got tested for herpes a month ago and said the test consisted of them sticking a q-tip halfway into his dick hole. Why? Don't ask me. Lol but he said he was pissing blood for the next 2 days after. Yikesss

 

I soak the toothpicks in gas, stick them in my dick, and light them on fire. The local hospital emergency room knows me very well. I do this on a daily basis for free. I post the videos on a website, but I charge $$$ to view the vids.
 
Google 1 guy 1 cup and watch that vid.

 

Couldnt he have waited for the herps to show itself? I wonder how dirty were the people doing it when they created the first case of herpes.

 

I couldn't do it

 

I would! Shit for 400 million id do a lot worse than that

 

I'd fucking shove the whole thing up there, wiggle it around and LIKE IT for that amount of money.

 

I'd call a nigga "daddy" too for that much money, shit.

 

I'd call him BIG Daddy haha.

I hate threads like this though. They always make me feel poor, and they make me envision stuff I'll never have... Sigh.

 

awe sheeit *close eyes, scringes* lemme see it >.<

 

I guess but why wait for herpes to show up? lol he went to get tested just as like a monthly thing