Two elderly football fans are discussing whether there is football in heaven. They agree that the first one to die will return to Earth and inform the other. A couple of weeks later, one of them does indeed pass on, and as agreed, he returns to tell his friend the situation. He says, I have good news and bad news. So tell me the good news. There IS football in heaven!!! And what´s the bad news?? You´re in goal on Saturday.