Fml

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by CDDIDIT, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. I think Friday was the worst night of my life. This is more of a rant btw. So basically everything was going ok. I had smoked with the homies I was gonna go grab some munchies and go to work. I'm almost at work when I get a call from my friends little bro saying he got jumped. He is a little high schooler so I was like shit I better go get him. I pull up and someone fucked his shit up. So I tell him to hop in and he can chill in the car until his bro gets off. Well we turn the corner and the dudes who jumped him are right there. Like 20 fucking kids with nothing better to do than stand outside of there school at 6 in the evening. So I'm contemplating hopping out the car but I'm like fuck it we can handle them later. So I go to work and I get off at 9. We decide to get some bottles grab all the homies and go drink. Then we were gonna go to the kid who jumped the little guys wrestling meetin the morning. So we are on the freeway with 3 bottles in the car and like 5 people packed in the back. 3 of the people are under 21 including me. When my dick head friend rear ends a car. So he keeps driving for a little bit. Then he stops. We throw the bottles in the bushes and the police come. Then one of the little faggot fucks told the cops I threw something in the bushes. The cops find the bottles and since my friend is 21 they give us the bottles. We end up getting the car towed going to the house and getting drunk. I have to pay the people he rear ended and I have no way to get to work from now on. Fml
     
  2. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfYMKcmomGg]YouTube - Deadmau5 - FML ("Full Version")[/ame]

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  3. You should fuck up the kid that told the cop you threw out the bottles.
     

  4. I would but I don't know him. He saw the accident and stuck around to call the cops. I hate good citizens.
     

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