i woke up today, warm and cozy, to a bowl i had packed yesterday. i get out of bed, sit down, and hit that muthafucker like there was no tomorrow. i finish the bowl and by that point, i'm high as fuk but i still find it in me to go for another one, so i take the last of my bud and grind that sucka up. i pack a fat bowl and pick up my pipe and lighter. i go to take a hit but my lighter doesnt seem to be working so i look at it and thats when i realize.............. i was trying to take hits off the lighter and trying to light it with my pipe. i guess i flipped my pipe over because the bowl was empty and all the weed was on the fucking carpet. i had to get my vacuum and suck that shit up. i swear tears were about to roll out my eyes and the weed was crying to me for help. keep in mind that was the last of my weed and my dealer is dry.
Once packed a bowl for a car ride to friends. First turn I made it slides across my dash and spills weed all over. Not cool. Spent the rest of the car drive swearing rather than enjoying the trip
First time I smoked with this kid he coughed into the bowl and blew it out all over the ground in the woods..I was pissed but shit happens
Alright everyone here's a life lesson. Grab your vacuum, get the little hose part, put a shirt over it. Vacuum with hose as usual on spilt weed. BAM! Instant weed carpet separation device. Thank you, thank you, ill take my award now.
Yes... fuck your life, your not using the last of your dignity to pick it up and smoke that shit... and for being retarded enough to sit there with a lighter in you mouth and a bowl in your hand
The question is..... Why would you smoke your last bowl if you were already high and know that you can't get any, anytime soon But anyway I would've used ductape and picked it up er some shit.