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Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ysh, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. #1 ysh, Aug 6, 2012
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    i woke up today, warm and cozy, to a bowl i had packed yesterday. i get out of bed, sit down, and hit that muthafucker like there was no tomorrow. i finish the bowl and by that point, i'm high as fuk but i still find it in me to go for another one, so i take the last of my bud and grind that sucka up. i pack a fat bowl and pick up my pipe and lighter. i go to take a hit but my lighter doesnt seem to be working so i look at it and thats when i realize.............. i was trying to take hits off the lighter and trying to light it with my pipe. i guess i flipped my pipe over because the bowl was empty and all the weed was on the fucking carpet. i had to get my vacuum and suck that shit up. i swear tears were about to roll out my eyes and the weed was crying to me for help. keep in mind that was the last of my weed and my dealer is dry.

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  2. Fail.

    Don't stress it though we've all had those moments.
     
  3. I'm a few days shy of a sixty day chip so no sympathy from here.
     
  4. Why didn't you just pick it up????
     
  5. if you think picking up weed crumbs of the carpet is below you don't fcking cry about it.
     
  6. Lmao I woulda been on my hands and knees with a pair of tweezers picking that shit up.
     
  7. I would've been picking that shit up as well, especially since it was the LAST of your herb
     
  8. Gotta be careful when your on your last bowl. I know from experience.
     
  9. Jesus some damn fiends in here
     

  10. Carpet farmer!!!!!!!
     
  11. Once packed a bowl for a car ride to friends. First turn I made it slides across my dash and spills weed all over. Not cool.

    Spent the rest of the car drive swearing rather than enjoying the trip :(
     

  12. yo man times are rough.
     
  13. First time I smoked with this kid he coughed into the bowl and blew it out all over the ground in the woods..I was pissed but shit happens
     
  14. this made me geek so hard
     
  15. First world problems.
     

  16. straight up

    that last bowl is like a fucking military procedure
     
  17. Alright everyone here's a life lesson.

    Grab your vacuum, get the little hose part, put a shirt over it. Vacuum with hose as usual on spilt weed.

    BAM! Instant weed carpet separation device.

    Thank you, thank you, ill take my award now.
     
  18. Yes... fuck your life, your not using the last of your dignity to pick it up and smoke that shit...




    and for being retarded enough to sit there with a lighter in you mouth and a bowl in your hand:cool:
     
  19. The question is.....

    Why would you smoke your last bowl if you were already high and know that you can't get any, anytime soon

    :confused:


    But anyway I would've used ductape and picked it up er some shit.
     
  20. Hahaha. Why didn't you pick that shit up?
     

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