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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by kushcloudz21, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. #1 kushcloudz21, Mar 17, 2012
    Ok, so in my shed my mom found ashes of weed, and she thinks that a burgalar came in started smoking out in my shed... lol i know, but my mom is filing a police report i'm shitting my self right now are they gonna find traces of me any way, im shitting bricks right now $
     
  2. #2 Jkb6566, Mar 17, 2012
    Hahahah just come clean b4 police come out
     
  3. #3 GodGaveUsWeed, Mar 17, 2012
    Who cares if cops find traces of you in your own shed. O_O It's your house
     
  4. #4 kushcloudz21, Mar 17, 2012
    fml i'ma get kicked out... Lol I have no clue if my mom is playing mind games with me or not. I'm pretty sure she isn't but what the hell can they get dna or some thing on me ?
     
  5. #5 Dutchmaster617, Mar 17, 2012
    Before opening I guessed another 'my mom' thread, wish I was wrong.
     
  6. #6 jc259, Mar 17, 2012
    Bro. Relax. I'm pretty sure they're not going to spend a whole bunch of money and time chasing down DNA samples for this. Just say "f*ckin crazy neighborhood kids must've been in here. If I see anything suspicious, I'll be sure to let you know".


    Act confident, you'll be fine. Act scared, and you'll be getting a booster shot from bubba. (jk)
     
  7. #7 GreenCrackYUM, Mar 17, 2012
    I lol'd :laughing:
     
  8. #8 WhatsaBong, Mar 17, 2012
    Cops aren't going to finger print for ASHES.
    So unless your Mom hires a private detective you'll be fine.
    (Also, the cops can't do anything. They'll just say "Call us if it happens again ma'am")
     
  9. #9 ChrisPark, Mar 17, 2012
    She found ashes of weed... I didn't know weed ashes were different than any other ashes...
     
  10. #10 success, Mar 17, 2012
    u didnt kill anyone or rape anyone so why would they use dna, anyway how would they get dna from ashes
     
  11. #11 lazyy, Mar 17, 2012
    what the fuck lol

    really grasscity?
     
  12. #12 Kiefsweat, Mar 17, 2012
    hahahaha this thread is like swiss cheese
     
  13. #13 ElectricWarrior, Mar 17, 2012
    troll? if not the cops will tell her that her teenage son is probably smoking weed, not that hard to figure out. this is fake anyways probably
     
  14. #14 BlazeLE, Mar 17, 2012
    cops will show up see you, point at you, say "he did it", then leave.

    edit: why are you smoking in the shed anyway??? just stand outside...
     
  15. #15 smokekilla, Mar 17, 2012
    Ahh I used to smoke in my shed also .. I'd always call the lawn mower as my seat .. Good old times..
     
  16. #16 Two-One, Mar 17, 2012
    Sounds like your too young to even be on this site if your worried about some shit like this
     
  17. #17 iCeD MeTaL, Mar 17, 2012
    Can't wait to read your local news tomorrow.
     
  18. #18 headie shot, Mar 17, 2012
    your fine, I mean i don't think they will call the dogs on this. Better hope not cause they are trained to smell weed in your system up until a week after you smoke. the THC gets stored in your fat and when you sweat the dog will smell it.
     
  19. #19 NowIsB, Mar 17, 2012
    lol @ first i thought the mom in the story was doing a typical "mom" move and in reality she just wanted you to confess to it but then i read the whole police report part. lol.
     
  20. #20 I smasher I, Mar 17, 2012
    If your concerned with the police caring enough to go out to your house and investigate your shed for weed particles, I'd just burn the shed down. No evidence, no problems.
     
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