Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Dec 14, 2002.

  1. Flies

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
    stalking around with a fly swatter.
    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies" He responded.
    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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