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Fleshlight ;)

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by We Have Liftoff, Jul 31, 2011.

  1. #1 We Have Liftoff, Jul 31, 2011
    For the longest time I was convinced that having sex while blasted was the best feeling in the world. Well...I think I have found something that can top that. Just got myself one of these fleshlight sex toys and holy shit I swear it feels better than the real deal. But then again, it feels artificially good, so good to the point where I simply cannot go on. Like my pleasure sensors will just erupt and I wont be the same afterwards. I really dont want to see my gf's reaction if she finds out i have one of these things, so Im keeping this on the down low (except you guys ;))

    I know, i know, cool story bro, but I feel like I had to share this. Fapping will never be the same
     
  2. #2 ReDfroSt, Jul 31, 2011
    wtf bro?
     
  3. #3 ElectricWarrior, Jul 31, 2011
    holy shit every few weeks these threads pop up.

    man up an go buy a fuckin hooker ffs, they arent gonna fuck themselves
     
  4. #4 DriftingApart, Jul 31, 2011
    Can I borrow yours?

    I seem to have misplaced mine.
     
  5. #5 yeahmaayne, Jul 31, 2011
    right on, whatever floats your boat.
     
  6. #6 Carmine420, Jul 31, 2011
    fuck that.

    no pun intended.
     
  7. #7 Keep it rolling, Jul 31, 2011
    So no more Righty or Lefty?.. =[
     
  8. #8 Mr Unknown, Jul 31, 2011
    I can never betray Jill. ;)
     
  9. #9 Valdor, Jul 31, 2011
    Then why do I see you hookin' up with Mary Jane?
     
  10. #10 OscarZetaAcosta, Jul 31, 2011
    They do however get pissed when you ask them to do the dishes and clean your house.:cool:
     
  11. #11 Mr Unknown, Jul 31, 2011
    They go hand-in-hand. They both freaks. :hello:
     

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