that would be funny if they sounded like the pothole in this commercial [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMUfIKktWU]YouTube - Geico Pothole Commercial[/ame]
I saw on tv the other day that men have around 4,500 orgams in their lives compared to women's 1,500. So maybe we are just jealous Masturbation is totally healthy for both sexes, I'd say My post came off bitchy because there are a lot of guys in this section of the forums that do have that crazy double standard. I'm glad to see more level headed men instead of boys, lol. As far as leverage - we both have it, in different ways I'm sorry, but I don't know anyone at all that is like the jersey shore guidos (thank god!) Just read the above post, cause it applies to you too
Hm. I'm willing to bet that number jumped a bit when the Internet became popular But that number contrast does seem kinda fishy, since women can have up to a few dozen orgasms in one session, many times several in a manner of minutes. Once you know how to press your girls buttons it really isn't all that difficult to do. Some guys just suck at listening in bed. I've always been a sucker for foreplay and almost always make a point to get her off before me. It pays off From what I can tell, a woman's orgasm seems to be significantly better, too. I'm certainly jealous of what I see, anyway. At least, I've never convulsed for several minutes after a powerful orgasm. I think it was Jeff Foxworthy who likened the male orgasm to a bottle rocket, and a woman's to a diesel engine I know I am. For sure. It's been proven many times that there are all sorts of benefits to it, including keeping our sexual plumbing nice and clean. More people in this world need to smoke weed and masturbate. Maybe there'd finally be peace in the mid east. With how many people this place has registered there's bound to be a bunch of douchebags. Like fast cars and money for us? I kid I kid. From what I've seen guidos are a step below apes on the evolutionary totem pole. Luckily I've never met one, but they're dangerously close to me (about 80 miles).
true dat my friend though if someone had talking vagina i'd want a talking penis...i would never be lonely LMFAO!! OI NOH! you missed, that's not a vagina it's a bum hole...oh that's nasteh"
try smoking a couple bowls then jump in the fleshlight, i can go most times for 2-3 hours, the sensitivity is ridiculous from a potent sativa
I've got one. I can't really be bothered with it most of the time, although I'm always glad when I do. It's certainly more realistic feeling than the hand. I tend to put it in a shoe with a pillow over the top to sort of rest my stomach on, and just fuck it like I would a girl. So much better than just moving it up and down with your hand. I see no problem with both sexes exploring their bodies with whatever or whoever they want (provided it doesn't hurt anyone against their will... animals included). Whatever gets your rocks off otherwise. Why deny yourself pleasure?
i mean i dont think they r going to have a cesspool of a collective months worth of sperm in there but you also gotta think about how ALOT of women's vags r less than clean (and women usually get fresh before sex anyway) so if they r constantly using a dildo which they dont use that will get mad grimy and fishy smelling QUICK
Sextoys in general aren't as clean as they should be. My strap-on goes in the dishwasher every once in a while.....
ive got one and as far as it compared to sex it was about the same. im no expert since i only done it one time tho. i do prefer the warmrth of the real deal
yea man because everyone here is sticking their dicks in flashlights, look it up, and they have commercials for it all the time on pornhub
srsly tho, why would you think everybody was talking about flashlights? especially when a fleshlight pic is posted in the thread? I used to have one, it got lost while moving somehow. I have no idea where it went, lol. It was quite a few years ago, I imagine they've improved them but when I used it the stupid thing would hiss air out the back unless the back cap was tightened completely (and when you do that it doesn't work all that well). Kinda hard to masturbate quietly when it sounds like you're airing up a bicycle tire :/ Been thinkin of gettin a new one since they have all the new textures. Not only can you use it for masturbation, your gf can use it on you and give a way better HJ
Sounds like total complete bullshit statistics to me, no goddamn way can it only be 4,500. I'm sure I had more than that at 13. let's say a dude jacks off once a day starting at age 10 (normal age) 365 days 365 times a year ....till death which let's say comes 60 years later... 365 x60 ------- 21,900.....
I'd be one happy camper if one of those appeared on my doorstep. Otherwise...(looks down) i guess it's
They still go "puff, puff" if you have the cap tight. I tend to keep it quite loose. It's easier to thrust madly and without all the noise.
They are lame eh...Never tried one but..make's me uncomfortable just looking at em. Ill just fuck a real vagina.
So you never, ever masturbate? Or do women use dildos because they can't get dick? Masturbatory devices =/= replacement for sex. This has been said already.