They do indeed have an ass one. And a mouth. And different textures. And different colors. Yup, basically. And some alcohol every now and then. Nobody would ever compare it to sex. But it's the closest thing to it when you're alone.
only a idiot would buy a fleshlight, and if ive offended anyone with this statement then you fall in that categorey. get a girl. fucking a flashlight... whats this world come to
I got a girl man. That's not the point. You didn't offend me, but you kinda made yourself look like a close-minded idiot. Isn't that the same thing as "Just go buy a beer, why do you need weed?" Exactly man. Why should anyone be frowned upon for what feels good to them?
I just imagine all the icky bacteria growing inside of it.. guys (complete generalization here) aren't quite as clean as girls. It's not like running hot water in it is going to sterilize it, and after continuous use, and continuous bacteria growth, I can imagine some pretty funky infections in the penis area. Just my thoughts
you can beat an egg,but u cant beat a wank! im pretty open minded but the flesh-light seems a lil un-nessesary to me,if beating one out isnt enough for you,then LEAVE THE HOUSE STOP BEATING UR COCK HALF TO DEATH SPEND SOME MONEY ON MAKING URSELF LOOK DAPPA INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A FEW GIRLS AND TAKE IT FROM THERE,the money u wud hav spent on a hollowed out torch with rubber in it mite jus get u laid,and even if not u wud hav had fun and maybe learned a few lessons socialy. seriously if u nt getting laid jus put urself out there more or lower ur sights a lil.
I'll probably end up giving this to one of my friends as a birthday gift. I'll just feel a little strange actually buying it.
Lol. Your insecurity is showing, quick, stick it in your mattress. EXACTLY. Where the hell did this particular double standard come about? Why do women have sex toy parties but men are shunned because they mention wanting to try one. I am in a wonderful relationship with the girl of my dreams and we have amazing sex when we are alone and sober, but we also watch porn together sometimes, play with toys on occasion, as well as experimenting with other things to enhance our love life. If we don't like something we try, we laugh it off and move onto other stuff. I would love to try a Fleshlight at some point. Why would I feel bad about that when my girl has her preferred toy next to the bed at home? Her vibrator doesn't threaten me, especially when we use it together -- so much fun! Do what feels good as long as nobody is getting hurt (against their will ).
I hope this is a joke. otherwise your standards are way to high, id you cant get laid and have to fuck a fake vagina you need to look for girls who will actually talk to you
Just remember to clean it properly as much as you'd clean yourself. I mean, my vibrator could be a breeding ground, anyone's could... but i clean that shit like i do my bong. After every use.
I don't really want to fuck anything that moves. I don't want a pocket pussy either but I doubt I'd really judge someone who had one.
Well yeah, but even IF a guy did clean it after every use.. I bet it's pretty hard to get every bit of the inside of those clean. It's a long, tight tube as opposed to a large glass tube or a penis-like wand of plastic
Dude. Nobody is trying to replace sex with a Fleshlight. Let me repeat that. Nobody is trying to replace sex with a toy. Got it? But when you jack off, and almost every guy does, why not make it actually feel good? Huh? What's the problem with that? You can't compare a hand to a fleshlight, they're nowhere on the same plane. So why not enjoy masturbating, AND enjoy sex? Little bit of alcohol and hot water, and it's golden. I've had mine for at least three months, with no problems.
fleshlight-any sort of effort whatsoever= THE AUTOBLOW Do some googling. Your eyes will be opened and it can be yours for just a bill. I dont own one just sayin, the blowjob machine does indeed exist.
fleshlights will only desensitize your penis to the point where it'll take you longer to ejaculate, i know it sounds appealing but there's pro's and cons to everything.
As long as it is between consenting adults, NOTHING!!!!! Funny how those who are opposed to healthy sexual activity or sickened by it are the ones with the biggest sticks up their asses, lol...