recently my wife and i got into a pretty huge argument. the next day she comes home with one of these fleshlight things. hands it to me and says this is all you get for a while. i recommend anybody who isnt getting any. you gotta buy one of these!
Hey a $50 hooker you can toss in a drawer and reuse anytime is a pretty genius idea if you ask me. Wish I could get one these days haha.
No offense man but Id be pissed if my wife said that to me :/ even if she gave me that beastly device >8D
lol.... and that was a punishment how?? Just use it in front of her... and get really into it.... make her jealous..... lol
haha. wait 50$$$$$ wtf she didnt tell me it cost that much. i could have bought some green with that money i was a little pissed at her.. but the womans always right. so whatever i guess tried it.. she just laughed at me
Hahahah if she laughed next time she wants to hit it say "hold on I gotta ask my girl first and wip out the FL"
yeah those fuckers are expensive./.... but don't worry.... maybe she bought you a used one...... rofl Check it..... http://www.fleshlight.com/original-fleshlights/ They have a freakin' stroke counter.... lol
Man...I'd definitely get pissed if my wife did that to me. I've gotta wonder how many wives would buy one for their husband though. Probably not many.
how do you know all these things hahaha idk... 50 bucks for a fake pussy? and idk, something about using that thing to pop the purple pimple just dont seem right ..