Give me some slack, this is my first time really trying to write a rap and take a break from producing. My spittin' be gettin' your face wet like a Super Soaker, Vibes kick you back, splittin ya head like Jeffrey Dahmer. See, I like to dig the dig and shovel your grave outta the earth, Rollin' blunts while I do it since my first day of birth. I dont fuck with you *****s with the large vocabulary, Because I still be whippin' your bitches like blacks back in 1880. I may be Chronic Absence, but I always got a little at disposal, Beware because my green will have you screamin' "I gone postal!" ***** you want a beat? Why don't you make my beeper ring? I boom-bap the MPC like a corrupt Nigerian king. I can make the worst of the worst sound good, I can make Beverley Hills look like the hood. One for the money, 6 for my homies, Pedellin' from the cops with our brand new chromies. You walk up to me asking if I can rock the party, Meanwhile, I'm passing three little birdies like Bob Marley. I think it's nice.
Well, still. Why dont you fuck with people who have large vocabulary's? Being a rapper, you would think that would be one of the things you might want to expand upon. I knew dudes in high school who carried a Thesaurus and a rhyming dictionary for their raps. Ever listen to MF Doom? "Lucy on the phone she said "You're not home" Woozy eyed, chromed out newly fried dome What they say "When in Rome, do OM" He don't need much to construed a crude poem A few bones for an intelligent plan A couple a grand, and an elephant man hand Bring a skeleton ya might get a whole jam Sell it in ya Mom n Pop records ta souls stand Just don't tell em when a Rock n Roll fan, He don't eat gelatin, hot or cold ham, Ya'll don't know the same Daeledus I know" I mean....that shits kinda tight!
Don't listen to the haters bro, they're always around. Anyway, words of advice. Try to rap about different things. A million people rap about the same shit: "I'm the man, I got mean flow, you're a faggot, etc etc". Try to mix it up a bit. You don't have to rap about how good you are at rapping, ya know? Rap about real things that have meaning. Anyway, keep it up dude, keep it up.
It's just a random rhyme. I'm not a rapper by any means, nor am I planning to be. I'm strictly a producer/DJ and I wrote this up when I was bored. And for this rap, I was really only paying attention to the end/punchlines and just throwing in bullshit fillers to make it work lol. DOOM is my shit, homie.
I've been a Stones Throw fiend for YEARS (Now that I think of it, my profile pic on here has been their logo since day 1. )