First time smoker?

im trying to think of it from their perspective. you dont want to come right out and say "aye, got some bud?" thats how you sketch ppl out. i guess just kind of start talking to one of the stoner kids that you have in one of your classes and like the third day u talk to him b like "so u know any good hook ups?"

 

Find the biggest pot head at the school or w.e you go to. Punch him in the face and knock him out. Steal his clothes and make the other kids think you are him. Then ask them for budskis.

 

Oh I guess that's where I went wrong. I asked a kid and he told me to text him, but he never gave me his number. Liek.. wut. There's like no stoner kids in the same classes as me though. It's tough.

 

While this is an awesome way to approach it. No.

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Step 1: Go to party or popular hangout.
Step 2: Look for stoner.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit!!!

 

well i guess lunch period works just as well as class?

 

Probably best just to find someone who smokes pot, and just be straight up with them...
"Hey, you think next time you pick up, you can get me a gram?"
(or something along those lines)

Don't be sketchy about it, cause then they will try and take advantage of your novice status.
If they question you, or say "No" (which I doubt) then just say
"Alright, whatever, I have another connect anyways"

Just be straight with them, and always ask Grasscity about how to make a purchase correctly, cause if they sense your noobiness, they will try and rip you off.

 

everytime i see this i laugh. especially in this circumstance!

 

Definitely just share this story with a stoner, most likely the stoner will understand (if he is a chill dude, like all stoners should be.) And to help convince your friends, show them the documentary The Union. Cool stuff. Tell the stoner you know the wonders of weed and wanna get into it, he should help you out. Who wouldn't want to share this wonderful plant with others?

 

well you cant get any if you dont ask, the only way your gonna be able to get it is to meet new people who smoke, and dont act sketchy, nobody likes a sketchball...good luck young padiwan

 

Best advice is just to go to a party and ask the smokers there if you can cop off them. If they deal, grab their # too. Be casual. There are always smokers at parties.


This is all under the assumption that you get invited to parties tho..

 

Find the biggest smoker u can and find out where he lives.Then buy a silenced pistol and go to his house.pick the lock on his front door and go in his parents rooms and kill them, then go to his room and proceed to kill him.loot his room for any weed u can find and then flush their bodies down the toilet and burn the house down.there now u have some weed

 

You have to be 18 to post here,
im gonna assume you are and continue.

Just talk to the stoners man,
i love it when a virgin wants me to pop their cherry.

 

The wonders of weed? You want to get bud, not look like a fag...

 

i agree with a few earlier post-ers xD, hang out at parties or at the skatepark or wherever you kids go nowadays (jokes bro xD, but yeah i dunno where you're likely to hang) and just talk to a few of the smoker kids and see if they seem chill and willing to chat to you, and depending on how the conversation goes, slip in a sly comment like "yeah bro i was fair baked last weekend man n was playin cod n you shoulda seen....." or "my mate greened out last night and....." etc or perhaps slyly talk about your favourite stoner movies. I know Pineapple Express will go down really well . After starting up a conversation about bud if they ask if you choof just say "yeah but i just dont have any connects caus i used to score off a kid at school but his rents found his stash" or something to that effect, and ask if he could perhaps help you out n give u a number or something.

hope i helped man, and best of luck on gettin on

 

"yeah bro i was fair baked last weekend man n was playin cod n you shoulda seen....."
what?

"my mate greened out last night and....."
what?

"yeah but i just dont have any connects caus i used to score off a kid at school but his rents found his stash"

why do you want him to lie so much, he shouldn't have to lie to fit in, stoners hate that shit I'm sure
He would be better off saying he has never smoked before, and if the stoners are cool they will be like "you have got to try this shit"

 

I'm just going to say this DON'T LIE, just distort the truth to the point you can control it, if someone calls you out on a lie and you f**k the response, then you may lose a possible contact.

If they ask if you have done it before, simply say no, but make sure your not getting swindled, for example you find a contact, get the bud, then post a pic here, and the price you paid.

People then (hopefully) will reply then tell you if it's good, bad or lawn grass.

 

Just do a little research before you buy