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First time I smoked

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by suramour, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. #1 suramour, Aug 24, 2012
    I have been on a six month long t-break while studying abroad in Japan, and I recently got back on GC because I'm going back to Canada in another two weeks. Anyways I have been having a bit of nostalgia and just wanted to share my first time really getting high. Not the first time I smoked because I didn't know how to do it and didn't feel anything.

    Anyways; I was 15 or sixteen years old and I went to my first real party, told my parents I was going to a school dance and sleeping over at my friends house because it was closer. So me and a couple friends who had already been smoking went and picked up an 1/8 of juicy fruit and on the way to the party we were drinking vodka and slushees from DQ, though not enough to get a buzz. So we rolled up on the party, went up stairs to the "drug floor" where everyone was blazing. We borrowed someone's bong and my friend smoked and got baked as fuck before he finished his second bowl because the weed was super dank. Then it was my turn and I pretty quickly learned how to use the bong because it just had a simple carb. Then I after smoking about a gram to myself, I remember it hitting me super hard after coughing up my lungs. I just started laughing at how high my friend was then I kinda have a blank part of my memory because it was so long ago. Then I remember sitting down just zoned the fuck out and too high to move, but not sick. Then the band stopped playing music, and someone ran up the stairs telling us to be quiet because the cops were telling us all to home. (this might have just been my paranoia because fifteen minutes later nobody knew what I was talking about [or I was too baked to make any sense]) I was just sitting quietly freaking out thinking about how I was going to get in trouble even though in Canada it's not illegal to be high and I didn't have any weed on me so I couldn't have gotten in trouble. Anyways it was around 2 or 3 am when we eventually walked back to my friend's house and I was still super high. The weather was beautiful and the night was so peaceful, the best walk of my life up to that point.

    So yeah my story isn't that interesting but I figured I'd share it anyways.
     
  2. #2 NikoHigh, Aug 24, 2012
    Enjoy it while it lasts man
     
  3. #3 suramour, Aug 24, 2012
    [quote name='"NikoHigh"']Enjoy it while it lasts man[/quote]

    I am, the first 3 months were hard and the past 2 weeks have been hard in anticipation. I am so excited to smoke again.
     
  4. #4 SkunkyBudSmoker, Aug 24, 2012
    I feel ya. everytime I run low. Im always anticipating my next toke with my friends. Always a hell of a good time
     
  5. #5 mrdelrey, Aug 24, 2012
    There are all these threads about the first time people smoked, someone should make 1 thread where people talk about the first time.. im guessing theres one somewhere
     
  6. #6 suramour, Aug 24, 2012
    [quote name='"mrdelrey"']There are all these threads about the first time people smoked, someone should make 1 thread where people talk about the first time.. im guessing theres one somewhere[/quote]

    I'm sure there is a sticky somewhere. I just haven't seen it.
     
  7. #7 JaysForDays, Aug 25, 2012
    LOL I miss being that high:(
     
  8. #8 SidelineHero, Aug 28, 2012
    My first time was fairly bittersweet. A week left of my freshman year of college. I always wanted to smoke. Mom did it, dad did it, step mom, mom boyfriend, and so on. In fact my bro was a dealer. I was planning on waiting for the summer and toking with my bro, but all of that changed when my roommates frat buddy asked if I wanted to smoke, I had to say yes.

    So prior to smoking I had a bunch if people over, my girlfriend, roommate, and any random friend that was stopping by. So here we are drinking in the dorms (I had a corner dorm so it was extra big). Anyway, I'm 6'1", 160 lbs, got about six beers down, feelin good. :) Then frat guy walks in, pops the question, and me and him dip out.

    Walking through the parking lot on campus we find a little concrete curb like thing between two cars, sit down, and light up a J of what he called the best stuff he has ever had. I was OK with that. Had some trouble keeping it lit, but that's why lighters are so convenient. Ultimately, I took 5 huge hits, and held them in until I turned purple, I thought that was the most efficient way because I'm all about efficiency. Actually the bud was purple urkle so I guess that's kinda funny. Haha. Anyway, we fucked that joint up and started walking back.

    I didn't really feel anything, so I asked him, "how do I know if I'm high"? The second I got done saying that, I hit me, reallllly hard. So one second after this silly question, biggest grin of my life, and non stop laughter. It almost was too much and I was kind frustrated how I couldn't stop laughing, because there was nothing funny happening.. but looking back, that is one of my favorite memories. :p

    So now we are walking back into my place, approach the group playing guitars hero 3, outdated game, but they were having a great time. Anyway, my girlfriend knew instantly, eyes of fire, smiling, laughing. Then 10 seconds after I walked in, I walk out. (Remember, this is only the first 2 minutes of being high, so its getting stronger, and stronger). As I walked out I called my bro. At this point my heart was pounding out of my chest. I had to ask him if I was going to have a heart attack. :p So, in dorm hallway, on the phone, the hallway which is long already, is stretching farther away, even though I'm walking towards it. Then the room begins to twist, and no matter how hard I try, my eyes slowly point down to my feet over and over again. Now I realize, I'm frickin almost lost in this hallway so I turn around and walked back. (Its actually impossible to get lost in this hallway, because I know the dorms layout like the back of my hand).

    As you may guess, I was very, very twisted. I stopped in the bathroom for a puke. (Probably 6 minutes high now). Well I fought the puke off for a very long time, just sat in the stall, elbows on legs, palms on cheek bones. This part is a little fuzzy, but I remember I heard a damn elephant right next to me signal for a wild safari stampede! It was weird, and I knew I had to laugh at that. I am a pretty accepting and go with the flow kind of guy so whatever was going to happen that night, I was gunna let happen. Anyway, I puked and slept in there a little bit, woke up, felt OK enough to walk back to my dorm.

    Now my girlfriend is pissed cuz not only was I gone for like 2 hours in that bathroom, she wanted to smoke with me my first time. She has smoked before though. Laying in my lower bunk bed, my arms were crossed behind my head and I felt Soooo chill and happy. I begged her to just feel happy for me, it was my first time, then she apologized a little later. Then, well that's really the last memory I have of that night. :p

    In the end, I'm happy I smoked. But at the same time it made me a little sad because there was a 2 hour period of spinning puking and on and off sleeping. And I feel like I really missed out on what your first high ever is supposed to feel like. But one thing I can say, I got to experience a crazy ass twisty, triply night, and an awesome story to tell my grand kids. :p
     

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