First Time High

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[FONT=&quot]OK. So I've smoked before but didn't get high. So today I go to my manager's house to play Halo with a kid that just got busted and my manager. So I go and get my parents to give me more time. I bought some stuff and my manager was out so I offered mine. I take three or four hits. The first was mediocre. Ok but not. I coughed. The last one I took it in slow and a lot. Didn't cough until after I blew it out. We play Halo. Not moving and not feeling it. So then I get up to go. I am hit with the dizzyness and awesome feelings of the mind, brain, and containment field that surrounds them. Then I thought. Holy Shit. I can't drive. Manager please drive me home. Scared. Oh my god. Gonna get caught. Then I call my dad. I kept it together. Barely. Look for my keys. Feeling good and bad. Holy shit my keys are gone. I get paranoid. Can't find them. Stolen. Then it was, oh my god. I locked them in the truck. Gonna get caught. But I stopped thinking like that. I was feeling good walking and singing “Three Little Birds” (Cause every little thing is gonna be alright.) Ok. So they aren't locked in. So after all this I'm thinking I lost them. Even more trouble. So I call again. He's coming. Manager gets flashlight. They are in accessory locked in the car. Damn it. Stupid. Funny He comes. I sober up but still feeling buzzed. Get home and have to talk to my dad because I opened the broken car window up. Then get on here. My first post.<o></o>[/FONT]
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Wow. I just read this and it made absolutely NO sense. I need to write more things while I'm high.