I think this is my very first post....I'm not 100% sure though. haha. I come back to my home town of Lancaster Ca from San Francisco State University over Xmas break. I do this without remembering just how badly the cops hate potheads in my home town of Lancaster. Because I got so used to how weed was viewed in Nor-Cal, I forgot about how much it's frowned upon where I live. So on my way home I get my priorities in line. 1. Get some Weed 2. family and other "welcome home stuff" The first night I'm back in town, my friend from high school and I decided that we should celebrate life with weed. So we hit up some guy on the terrible part of town and get a very fat dub sac. It was shake and shwagg. We then drove up to this point overlooking the city and smoked about half the sac. We were there for four hours. Just talking about the things potheads should never talk about; Music, Movies, Life, Meaning of life, God, Lack of God, Politics, Food, Food and Food. We were blitzed!!! Then all of a sudden. LIGHTS!!! EVERYWHERE!!!!! The damn cops snuck up on us like some pig ninjas and flashed all of their lights!!! They started yelling at us to get out of the car and put our hands up at the same time. We we're so freaking confused . They had a f**king dog on a leash for some weird reason. They open the doors and next thing we know, our chests are pinned up against the car with these cops searching us...thoroughly. I'm taking the situation in as calmly as possible at this point. All I could think about was "ITS DECRIMINALIZED ITS DECRIMINALIZED!!!" I was freaking out a bit but not as much as my buddy. He started fidgeting and kicking dirt a bit so they popped us in the back seat. They couldn't find my sac-o-weed and I couldn't remember where I put it. I told them "it could be in the glove compartment, back seat, under the front seats, center console, in the air conditioner slot or in the entire car I DONT KNOW!" They found it....they pocketed it...left my pipe in the front seat as a reminder of what they did to me....they left me weedless....WEEDLESS I TELL YOU! and they slapped us with some fines. The end.
Haha! That sucks brotha! Landcaster is rough! I used to go out there for soccer tournaments. You guys have a monster soccer complex.. I cant believe they took your bud. No doubt theyre going to smoke it.. which is the only reason they didnt give you a dwi (because they smoke weed!). The day after I got my med card, i was pulled over and thrown in the back of a squad car. Thank god I had my mj card b/c these guys were rookies with a volunteer. You could tell the whole time they were trying to show off busting a pot head, becauase nothing exciting happens here and were all theyve got.