It was back in the day when I was 16 and got my first alcohol MIP. I went to this party with about 30 people, knew them all. So were drinking and what not. My girl as a friend goes stomping up stairs. So I run up there after her and try to talk to her but all she says is fuck you get away. So now I\'m pissed. I walk out of the bedroom punch a hole in the door. Rip my shirt off go outside in the middle of winter. Start screaming and talking to myself saying \"I\'ll fuck you up\". About 10 minutes later someone coxs me to come inside. Time flys by blah blah blah. Were all drinking in the basement when all of a sudden one of the parents who own the house falls down the steps. Someone called an ambulance because we thought she was seriously hurt. But she woke up and said she was fine so we call the police back and cancel the ambulance. About 10 more minutes later the police show up at the front door. Everyone just fucking scatters, hiding under beds in fuckin closets on the roof. Someone lets them in and they start searching, so I run upstairs and hide in a closet full of close. Well when the police came up I was still in there but my legs were sticking out and my upper body was hiden behind some shirts. The cop says \"you in the closet come out with your hands up\". I just sat there for like 5 minutes all fucked up not knowing what the fuck is going on. Now picture this (you sitting in a closet with your legs sticking out when your upper body is covered by clothes and the cop yelling out you to come out). To this day I still laugh my fucking ass off thinking about it. So I finally come out of the closet(hahahahahah). Everyone is getting PBTs in the kitchen when it comes to my turn to take one. I start walking upstairs to avoid the PBT. One of the cops says \"hey you, get back here\" so I say \"i\'m going to take a piss\" and the cop says \"get back here now\" and my smart ass says \"do you want to watch me take a piss\" the cop again says \"get back here\" and aI say another smart ass comment \"do you want to hold my dick for me while I take a piss\". Turns out he didn\'t like that one to much. So he grabs me by the neck and I just fuckin flip out. Two other cops run up to help there partner. Now I\'m on the floor with their in my back getting the cuffs slapped on me. They take me outside and by this my boxers are torn to shit with just pants on. As there walking me to the patrol car, still fighting with them the cop says \"should i taser him\" other cop says \"no\". I\'m sitting in the back of the car waiting to be taken away. And I didn\'t like the way they treated me so I bashed my head on the back side window and shader it. When the cop came out he just ignored me. By the time we get to the police station I\'m chilled out. They call my mom to come get me. On the way home all she said was \"I\'ll talk to you in the morning\". When I get home my sister is awake with a couple of her friends over. So everything works out just fine. Later that morning I walked back to the house and got my shit. As it turns out I was the reason the cops came from going outside. And there basement flooded because I fell into a water pipe thing. Good thing it wasn\'t the pipe to the toilet.