I am pised off with bying crappy bud, so i want to grow my own. I canÂ´t be bothered to read the stikies or use the search button, so need sumeone to tell me abslutely everythink I need to know. I dont want to spend any money, and dont want to make any effort at all - donÂ´t these things grow on their own. And I want at least a pound a plant. And want is the strain that grows in the fastest time - I dont want to wait at all. Thanks for your help.