So I just got a huge "raise" and and basically just smoked for free! I usually smoke bowls and one hitters to save weed. But since this was a special occasion, I decided to roll a blunt for my first time. So I bought a peach zig zag from 7/11. So I accidentally tore the first blunt wrap and didn't roll the second wrap tight enough. So I twisted this mother fucker up tight without tearing it some how and smoked a mean ass blunt with my boy Nick. We got so fucking stoned!!! So I drove us to wal-mart to buy drinks and take pisses. Were in the bathroom draining the lizards and Nick asks "Dude how are my eyes?" That's when I look over and see nothing but red in his eyes!! Thank god I was already pissing cuz i laughed so god damn hard!!!
[quote name='"Ninjaballs"']So your friend made you pissed yourself, but it was ok because you were already pissing. Nice[/quote] Well in a urinal yes
One second you're trying to get laid, the next you're eyes are locked on your "bro" Nick while both of you piss. C'mon man...
[quote name='"hfc0829"']One second you're trying to get laid, the next you're eyes are locked on your "bro" Nick while both of you piss. C'mon man...[/quote] Hey he asked if his eyes were red. I only looked for a second. Trust me I nearly fucking bitch slapped him for talking in the public restroom
It was great how the fucking blunt worked. It was literally my first ever attempt at rolling a blunt!! No prior knowledge, nothing. Nick was saying the whole time "it isn't gonna be tight enough man your gonna burn all the weed up!!!" I honestly thought I was until I lite the fucker was like "HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!!!"
fucks a peach zig-zag? get a dutchmaster man, you won't regret it..I like palmas but get whatever fruity flavor you please.
Exhibit A: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJin-NxXHlg&feature=related]Men's Restroom Etiquette for Psych 3560 - YouTube[/ame]