That is by far the most useful Xbox I've ever seen. At least it can do that without blinking red lights.
Put an intercooler on that bad boy and you almost gotcher self a dadgum swamp cooler. That's pretty funny though dude lmao.
Bad idea. If someone is gonna rob yer house one of the first things they will snag is that xbox. They dont know its a stash box. They will think its a xbox and get lucky.