Fight in the theatre (300).

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by What'sThatSmell, Mar 10, 2007.

  1. =============Opening Night=============
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    10:00 PM.
    Movie Title: 300.

    I sat in a chair amongst a wave of uncoordinated individuals staring at the previews.
    A strong gust of THC twirling my cerebrum.
    My legs, they had gotten the fear, they panicked and they shook.
    A civilian to my left looked at me with confusion and malevolent aspirations.
    The crowd rustling hastily as the Spartan war was only a few minutes away.
    Below us a teenager in a white baseball cap strolled along the horizontal aisle, several rows to our facing.
    Another individual was standing at the opposite end glanced up.
    A mutual agreement was met with their eyes.
    Or had it been?
    The white-capped male made his way past the loitering goon, but as he did, a few words were said.
    The crowd did not yet notice the small verbal scuffle.

    A shout.
    A smashing of fist to bone.
    The man's words turned to fists as he beat down upon "White Cap's" head.
    Fear and astonishment among the crowd.
    Minutes away from our trippy movie, this was our distraction, we pondered why it came to be.

    Two groups of people gathered amongst the backing of both males as they separated.
    How was the tension to be cut by a battered victim and his aggressor?
    With a hug?
    Yes, apparently a hug solves the situation and they embrace each other.
    To their seats they stagger shakily, confusion in the audience.
    The feds, the marshals?
    No, the theater staff, a magnificent force of 10, including security guards appear.
    Why, what do they wish to do amongst this unusual assault in their very theater?
    The manager and staff talk to the victim and witnesses, two security guards find the harasser.

    A cheer roars from the movie-goers as the thug is extracted from the theater.
    Victory was won, the peace was to be returned.
    To the victim the manager had his slavish staff fetch a free large soda drink.
    The victim accepted happily and watched the movie in enjoyment.

    Why, on the opening night to 300, had this happened?
    Why was our movie delayed by 10 minutes?
    Answers evade me.
     
  2. man im sorry but wtf was that?? :p. im too :smoking: to understand why u wrote it like that haha
     
  3. +REP:cool:

    Epic poem for the showing of an epic movie.
    Im going to that in a lil under an hour(but i might have to take the bus to it :( )
     
  4. I was just completely fucked last night, that dank was just perfection.
    I felt like I was on an acid trip at that movie.
    I was literally twitching in my seat, luckily the guy beside me seemed kind of fucked up too.
    The fight took away from his quick glances at me so I was happy.

    I just remember hearing him say "What is this shit! Come on people, let's start the fucking movie!"
     
  5. holly fuck, are you like a writer or somtin!?!? thats awsome
     
  6. I wish, my English teachers think I'm a bad writer because I don't develop my ideas thoroughly enough for their liking.
     
  7. Fuck them, that owned.
     
  8. Haha, on the opening night of 300, I saw a different movie. Has anyone here seen Children of Men? It's an EXCELLENT movie, about the year 2032 and no women can have babies anymore. It also has it's fair shair of weed smoking in it. VERY realistic and top of the line. See it, it's probably better than 300, though 300 does look pretty sick.
     
  9. That's pretty screwed up, theres a difference between being able to write an essay and being able to write.
     
  10. Haha! That's funny as hell. I love the Hunter S. Thompson styled writing!
    I saw 300 too, that movie kicks ass.
    +rep
     
  11. That is some of the best writing i have ever seen. Don't even fucking think about your teachers man you got talent! +REP
     
  12. whoa dude good writing, and I'm going to go see 300 here in a few days hopefully. Hey and infinity do you board? I saw your quote and sig and i ride too, just got a whole new setup this year. 07 burton dominant, hail boots, burton freestyle bindings, and hopefully next year i want the CCS zip-together snowpants/snowcoat next year, but yeah just thought I'd ask ya....peace

    p.s. our snowboardin season is over tho, i live in iowa, springs just around the corner, and the snows a meltin, and i HATE riding in mush. Gonna move to colorado or canada in a few months though so I'll be able to do two things peacefully (hopefully)
    1. Toke it without being scared shitless of dickhead cops (canada its legal and Colorado its damn near kosher/karma)
    2. Snowboardin year round! (yeah baby!)
     
  13. Damn that's crazy man...awesome way of wrighting it too man! haha...great job +rep if I can man...sounds like an awesome night.
     

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