Female vs Male Friendships \tFriendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there. hahaha
I can already see what my friends would say "ya i just seen him pull in there a minute ago kids probably beaten that shit up right now"
lol, good1 paddy in bed with the wife & the phone rings at 3am,paddy answers it then angrily replies "why dont you ring the fucking Met office!" the wife asks "who was that?" he says "some silly fucker asking if the coast was clear!"