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Fellow tokers, dire help

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by FuzzynuggyBombz, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. #1 FuzzynuggyBombz, Jan 17, 2010
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    My paranoia always gets me, but i'll be short and sweet. Any help is greatly appreciated, trust me.


    maybe 10-13 bowls, shared w/2 friends, probably smoked half eighth, possibly less. JANUARY 3rd-7th.

    Took take-home piss test morning today (first piss) passed.

    real lab CG/MS test next saturday.

    5'9", 121 lbs, can eat anything and not gain a pound. Going to LA fitness to sweat and work-out daily until next thursday. Thurs evening and on, plan stuffing my face w/ as much fatty foods as possible.


    Well guys, what are my odds? Career's at stake! >.<
     
  2. #2 FuzzynuggyBombz, Jan 17, 2010
    shameless bump, anyone?
     
  3. #3 greeengirl420, Jan 17, 2010
    The last time you smoked was June?? I'm pretty sure you're good bro :smoking:
     
  4. #4 lar20, Jan 17, 2010
    ur fine lol and those must have been small bowls if it was .5 or less and u smoked 10-15 lol when i smoke that many bowls its like double that if not more i usually get like 4-5 bowls in a gram
     
  5. #5 tharedhead, Jan 17, 2010
    Its been, what, over seven months, you're fine.:cool:
     
  6. #6 FuzzynuggyBombz, Jan 17, 2010
    wow i am retarded..lol i meant to say January. Yeah..move that up to about LAST WEEK. :X
     
  7. #7 lar20, Jan 17, 2010
    eh could be alittle harder but im sure ull be fine
     
  8. #8 FuzzynuggyBombz, Jan 17, 2010
    Yeah, I keep telling myself the same thing, but I'm still stressing out over it.
     
  9. #9 gam876, Jan 17, 2010
    Drink green tea and lots of it... As much as possible.
     
  10. #10 johnson1, Jan 17, 2010
    Drink a lot of water the day of the test to dilute the sample. If you are taking it in a private bathroom you could mix the test with some warm water
     
  11. #11 goodbadugly, Jan 17, 2010
    cranberry juice and a lot of water passed me a DT lab piss test with a 4 day buffer. be well fucking hydrated when you roll up in there
     
  12. #12 h3lenkeler, Jan 18, 2010
    lol he said january
    ps. preread your post when ur high
     
  13. #13 tharedhead, Jan 18, 2010

    He said June to start with and edited it. I was all happy at first because I was sure he was safe, but with it being only a week-well, do the best you can and see what happens:). I'd be interested in if the OP gets back to us on how his test goes. That is cutting it kind of close.
     
  14. #14 MosesAndJesus, Jan 18, 2010
    Shit man. I dont wana sketch you out, but the average time it takes for a Joint to get out of ur system is 28 days. Just drink alot of water, and piss alot, thats about all that will help. Dont fall for any myths or you could end up failing that test :p
     
  15. #15 frankincense, Jan 18, 2010
    you should be fine dude... i have beat drug tests by not smoking for 2 days and flushing with lots of water for the 2 days before. it sucks but u gotta drink water until u piss like constantly. also during the test start peeing a little then fill the cup, mid-stream is the cleanest piss.
     

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